Calabrese

The word calabrese refers to a member of an indigenous tribe, native of the southern part of Italy (yes... the country with pizza, pasta and mafia). For their behaviour, they are often confused with primates, like apes and monkeys. For their chimpanzee-like status they were deeply discriminated during the 80s of the last century by other members of Terronia. But after tough battles for their rights, they were able to acquire the italian citizenship. This event passed into history as "monke rights matter".

"Few days ago, I saw Mario throwing a piece of shit.
He is such a calabrese!"

"In recent days a friend of mine has a quite strange behaviour: he eats lots of bananas and often makes some strange feral noises. I fear he might be turning into a calabrese..."

by Aizaturemlun May 12, 2021

busaba calamari

Term used to describe a powerful aphrodesiac.

Screw the viagra, I'm cooking a busaba calamari for dinner tonight.

by Penelope Argents July 4, 2008

calabrese

when your so fat your arteries are oozing with grease and you havent seen your privates in 10 years

Oh my god you must be a calabrese

by megamind 321 November 18, 2010

Cala

T3h d34d s3ks4y l3zb0 of RPGC.

Cala r teh kawaii. ^_^

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

calaif

Calaif is very beautiful inside and out. she is bipolar but yet she is loving.. Calaif is not only a good friend but she is a good listener.

omg she is such a calaif

by kljfgrh February 20, 2018

Calaia

The thiccest, most kind, beautiful, caring, funny, never complains about anything, need to always be with her type of person. As long as you love her she couldn’t ever stop loving you, and will you always fall for her sooner or later. In conclusion if you’re an overprotective dad then don’t name your daughter Calaia, or everyone will want to date her.
Does snort at really funny jokes

Luke: Hey Calaia :3 😘
Calaia: Hi Luke, it’s been a while.
Luke: yeah it has, I’m glad you’re back 😍😍😍.
Calaia: I am too it’s good to see you again.

Luke: No, it’s great to see your beautiful face again (flirting sounds)

Calaia: (blushing) haha (hugs Luke)

by Hello there 69 October 27, 2019

Calais

Calais is one of the most random people you will ever meet, they either make very discreet anime references and/or can talk about the most messed up shit, with a straight face. Most Calais’s take sarcasm on a whole different level. Calais’s can keep up in an intellectual conversation, but 9/10 they’re usually too lazy to continue. Calais’s are funny and weird but most times they’re lazy and tend to sleep a lot.

Joe: “Naruto solos your favourite verse.”
Calais: “Solo yourself some bitches.”

by anonymous November 21, 2021