Kissing cotton

When you have go number 2 so bad that the turd is actually poking out of your anus.

Dude, your going to have to pull over at this gas station. I've got to crap so bad that I'm kissing cotton.

by Southbeachstyle September 25, 2008

cutting the grass

1. To chat up your mates partner

Grass cutter: I hope I am not cutting the grass
Grass cut-ee: Thats my fucking mrs your chatting up

by Tones86 January 2, 2012

hows she cutting

northern irish slang for how is it going??

yes lad, hows she cutting??

by David Magee November 12, 2006

cotton eyed joe

when a man is tested for an std and has a q-tip inserted into his urethra his joe is now cotton eyed

If it wasn't for that dirty slut I would never have experienced a cotton eyed joe!

by not of your goddam business November 18, 2009

cotton master

1. someone who owns cotton pickers.
2. someone who owns someone at something (i.e. a videogame, etc.).

1. during the civil war there were a lot of cotton masters.
2. while playing halo 2, cotton masta sean owned cotton picka allister. or cotton master: "don't you have cotton to be picking?"

by halo 2 cotton masta May 28, 2006

cutting cycle

More commonly known as "dieting". This "cycle" usually follows a "bulking" cycle (where one weightlifts to gain mass/muscle at a rapid rate). The "cutting cycle" sheds the body of excess fat so muscle definition can be achieved.

"I've gained about 10lbs of muscle during my last cycle, but I still have about 20lbs of fat on me, so in a week I'll start my cutting cycle so I can lose the fat and see the muscle more easily."

by mikesmith September 23, 2006

moisten the cotton

To turn in the ladies.

As soon as Pablo started dancing, he began to moisten the cotton all around the room.

by Kim's Love July 3, 2007