Scummy Cummy

When one ejaculates, but immediately prior to doing so, pulls their underwear and undergarments over their genital area, resulting in the cumshot being contained, but having a huge, obvious cumshot staining the crotch of the person.

Person A: "You see Person C lately? I can't believe it, they had a Scummy Cummy dead and centre."
Person B: "Holy shit, how big was it?"
Person A: "Looked like they pissed themselves, they must've done it in a hurry."

by asdfasgadfg February 26, 2021

Cummy Guy

Cummy Guy is a cummy guy which cums 14 times in the space of 24 hours which is a Guinness World Record. Also has special time everyday and has watched every video on the hub.

Me: Cummy Guy
Cummy Cumran: whats a cummy guy
Me: Cummy Guy On a Daily Bro

Cummy Guy: Bro Do You Know What i Did Yesterday
Me: Special Time Again? You Cummy guy

by BenJeff8372 March 13, 2021

cummy tummy

when you're extremely nauseous and end up vomitting as you've never before.

man cummy tummy su- *violent hurling*

by pixieforest March 29, 2021

Cummy Nuticles

When you jizz so hard that shit comes out your sack.

Bro, last night I hooked with a baddie. She gave me cummy nuticles.

by Juan Jose 67 March 30, 2021

Plok Cummies

This word doesn't actually exist in any other context other than wondering what it could mean

"What are Plok Cummies?"
"Look it up!"

by Fadgraeth June 5, 2021

cummy mfer

Someone who looks sticky, acts strange, or does something to make you mad, you can call them a cummy mfer

Yooo, did you see him, he’s a cummy mfer.

by bdbdjdjjdiske June 8, 2021

Cummy Tumblers

The act of expelling a fresh batch of semen from one’s arsehole onto the rim of a frosted glass, then filling it with beverage of choice - most commonly strawberry daiquiri.

Would anyone care for another round of Cummy Tumblers?

Oh yes please, Dirk. I would love one.

by Matty Muchachos December 3, 2024