cucumber pods

A gift from God himself, which he has blessed us all with. Used with a Juul it is by far the best way to get both the refreshing taste of watermelon tasting cucumber, while also getting buzzed off your mind.
Student 1: I have cucumber pods!
Student 2: You’re a god, bless me up with a rip.
by The bow seat November 30, 2017
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Cucumber boxes

A language reference meaning a word that by its pronunciation sound like it means something else only due to the (often complex) phonetic sound (perceived as funny by non-english citizen). It has originated among (peferable swedish) tourists in UK and has now been spread to the UK population itself meaning essentially gibberish. (Primary London and Brighton area).
Swedish tourist to finnish tourist: "What does Omnicidal Maniac trope mean?"
Finnish tourist: "No idea, its probably just "Cucumber boxes"

British person watching political debate: "I can´t understand what he is talking about"
Second person watching: "Doesn´t matter its just gibberish - cucumber boxes"
by Ace contributor January 30, 2016
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microwaved cucumber

If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo
Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?
by AriAndJoe June 25, 2022
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shave the cucumber

Well, boys - after that massive dinner, it’s time to go shave the cucumber.
by Magnus Beefstroke October 02, 2021
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Cucumber swallow

When you eat a whole cucumber without chewing or cutting it up without even wanting it
My girlfriend forced me to Cucumber swallow
by Big word boi March 28, 2022
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lesbian cucumber

Another name for a double sided dildo
Where did you hide lesbian cucumber
by Inara22 September 18, 2023
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