Cry and Wank

Going to cry, and do something that makes us happy but there's a chance it won't do anything.

Person 1: "I'm going to cry and wank."
Person 2: "Are you alright?"
Person 1: "No."

by tiimos September 11, 2020

WingsOfRedemption Cry

When someone has a WingsOfRedemption Cry it sounds like a puppy whine.

Richard: "HUAE! *dog whimpers*"

Jake: Dude, you sound like such a bitch!
Alex: Bro, how?
Jake: You got that WingsOfRedemption Cry, man! Sounding like a puppy!

by BanMeForPepsi April 10, 2023

Crying Covid

Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.

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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"

by Debnhim June 29, 2020

crying kitty

A squirting pussy.

A squirting vagina.

A squirting genitalia.

My crying kitty exploded all over his face.

by Maxylover May 30, 2017

cry Ralph

To vomit, in Australian idiom.

Derived from the half-strangled gurgling sound which often precedes a sudden, violent vomit.

Davo's gunna be hungover tomorrow. I just heard him cry Ralph.

by Ozymoron October 2, 2009

Cry to remember

Cry to remember. refers to the fact that it is difficult to remember.

It is difficult to remember. It makes me cry trying to remember that name.

That name is a cry to remember

by StanleyCT August 28, 2021

crying lawyer

crying lawyer is a snargle bush who is in need of a shower. not just a quick rinse, but a deep clean. its body odor can be smelt all the way from China and anyone within 50 centimeters will most likely pass out from its armpit stink. the nasal passages are filled with treasures and when you sit next to it in English, you tend to go crazy listening to the constant sniffles. when it talks, it sounds so congested and nasaly that you'll probably want to rip your ears out. its big, brown moles are filled with black, greasy hairs and don't get me started on the umbrella bird hairstyle its got going on. the snargle bush lives on a farm and it really shows through its personal hygiene. don't be alarmed if the snargle bush asks you trivia questions. mostly likely you can just ignore it and it'll go away. to live a snargle bush free life, simply buy your own can of snargle bush repellent today. call 1-800-snarglebushfree or forever live your life drowning in its BO.

"That crying lawyer wears the same swim sweatshirt everyday and never gets washed"

by fhdxhtsxvhfccjjjv August 17, 2016