Creep Lord

A person who inspires the creepiness of one who is creepy themselves

Serj Tankian is my creep lord!

by MetalRebel June 30, 2017

Creep Night

When your partner lets you cheat on them for one night.

"I told Keisha I wanted to smash so l asked my girl for a creep night."

by Lick.My.Dick August 16, 2018

Creep-Kabob

A creepy person.

Friend 1: Did you see how that guy was staring at us as we walked by?

Friend 2: Yeah, he’s a real creep-kabob.

Ew, such a creep-kabob.

I felt so uncomfortable what a creep-kabob.

by Scarlett Snow March 21, 2019

Creep-arsing

Driving too close to the car in front in a queue of slow-moving traffic.

" The car behind has been creep-arsing up behind me and it's so annoying as hell!"

by Lisa Odd August 24, 2020

Creep Spiral

The effect where by creepiness prevents someone from making the friends or connections required to be told how to stop being a creep. A creep 22 if you will.

Jenny: "Jack's such a creep, you'd think he'd learn by now."
Dave: "He's suck in a creep spiral."

by Klaustrix March 29, 2021

creep city

So creepy that it could be the designated location of everything creepy

I don't want to carry that fake baby, it's major creep city.

by Natareee April 7, 2021

Creep Rule

The creep rule is used to make sure sure you don't date someone who is too far below your age. The creep rule is simple. In order to calculate how far below your age you can date you need to use the following method. Take your age, divide it by 2 and then add 7.

Eg. If you are 24 divide your age by 2 (which is 12) then add 7 (which makes 19), If you are 24 then you can date someone who is the minimum age of 19. If you date someone younger than that YOU'RE A CREEP, hence the name "Creep Rule." In order for this formula to work, you must calculate it using the age of the person who is older in the scenario.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30.

by Phantom Phobia October 13, 2021