Skip to main content

cooter casserole

A metaphor and/or (sexual) acronym used to describe the the oral pleasuring or better known as eating, of female anatomy (vagina).
My girls coming over tonight, I hope I'm having cooter casserole for dinner.
by Jwood3111 May 19, 2016
mugGet the cooter casserolemug.

cooter snoot

someone who sniffs or snoops around the va jay-jay region
(use in sentences in place for nicknames)
"Hey! What's up cooter snoot?"
by S K R February 4, 2009
mugGet the cooter snootmug.

cooter hairs

the word used by pre-pubescent or virgin boys to describe female pubic hairs.
Sir "Aristaeus" Halpin said, "...if you look close enough at Kyria’s character, you can actually see her individual cooter hairs. .."
by TheRedHuntress December 27, 2018
mugGet the cooter hairsmug.

Cooter gouda

"Cooter"- /noun/ Country slang for vagina. Not to be confused with the North American River Turtle. "Gouda"- /noun/ A slightly tangy ripe white creamy cheese-like body fluid from the vagina. Can occur during ovulation, pregnancy, or just a "voyeuristic" vagina.
Meg- "Jesus, this shitter smells ripe!" Gab- " Ew I know! Just some trick with her cooter gouda girl!" Frank- "What the hell are these white streaks on the seats in this uber?" Bob- " Gross! Probably just some trick and her cooter gouda dude." Karen- " Wow, I am really enjoying this hike Billy but I've got about a pound and a half of "cooter gouda" in my panties! (Best said with a midwestern or new england accent)
by LadyBlue81 April 5, 2021
mugGet the Cooter goudamug.

cooter cooler

A "cooter cooler" is a person who pours water inside the shorts of a woman athlete/fighter to cool her during an event/fight.
cooter cooler sports woman shorts water iight
by Sindi_cat May 5, 2016
mugGet the cooter coolermug.

Cooter Killer

A cooter killer is level 8 of 10 levels in the vag rpg. You reach level 8 by hitting the club and killing that cooter.
What level cooter killer are you? I'm level 69
by cooterd3stroyer May 4, 2021
mugGet the Cooter Killermug.

Balloon cooter

When a vagina is tight upon entry but as you enter deeper its gets wider/looser as if you’re blowing up a balloon
Guy1: how was the sex
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.

Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter
by Antlet7261 September 8, 2021
mugGet the Balloon cootermug.

Share this definition