A metaphor and/or (sexual) acronym used to describe the the oral pleasuring or better known as eating, of female anatomy (vagina).
by Jwood3111 May 19, 2016

by S K R February 4, 2009

Sir "Aristaeus" Halpin said, "...if you look close enough at Kyria’s character, you can actually see her individual cooter hairs. .."
by TheRedHuntress December 27, 2018

"Cooter"- /noun/ Country slang for vagina. Not to be confused with the North American River Turtle. "Gouda"- /noun/ A slightly tangy ripe white creamy cheese-like body fluid from the vagina. Can occur during ovulation, pregnancy, or just a "voyeuristic" vagina.
Meg- "Jesus, this shitter smells ripe!" Gab- " Ew I know! Just some trick with her cooter gouda girl!" Frank- "What the hell are these white streaks on the seats in this uber?" Bob- " Gross! Probably just some trick and her cooter gouda dude." Karen- " Wow, I am really enjoying this hike Billy but I've got about a pound and a half of "cooter gouda" in my panties! (Best said with a midwestern or new england accent)
by LadyBlue81 April 5, 2021

A "cooter cooler" is a person who pours water inside the shorts of a woman athlete/fighter to cool her during an event/fight.
by Sindi_cat May 5, 2016

A cooter killer is level 8 of 10 levels in the vag rpg. You reach level 8 by hitting the club and killing that cooter.
by cooterd3stroyer May 4, 2021

When a vagina is tight upon entry but as you enter deeper its gets wider/looser as if you’re blowing up a balloon
Guy1: how was the sex
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.
Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter
Guy 2: it was alright.. she had a balloon cooter though... so I had to fake a nut.
Tiffany doesn’t know what a balloon cooter is.... I think she has a balloon cooter
by Antlet7261 September 8, 2021
