connecticut cowballs

A nice old position that originated in connecticut.Its when a man goes on his hand and knees and his mate jerks him off as if she were milking a cow, as he climax's he makes mooing sounds. The mate also may include ball messaging to give the full effect.

mary gave me a good connecticut cowballs, she milked my cock as if she were a wild cowgirl and I was a stray cow needing a milking.

by al kapone May 2, 2006

tax collector

1. an asshole
2. a socialist
3. one whose responsibility it is to collect taxes imposed by the government on its citizens
see also tax man

The tax collector came and repossessed my belongings after I payed him only a third of my income.

by Ted Jones December 20, 2003

internet connection

Smth that only exist for robots and gods .

hey ! there is a good internet connection in NASA and Mark Zuckerberg' home.

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by Jesusson July 9, 2017

Slow internet connection

slow internet connections are unbelievably frustrating. Instead of speedy transmission it takes approximately 15 minutes for information to process. This disease is terribly annoying. Our humblest apologies

boston, America

Ronny: hey baby, how are you doing sweetheart...................

15 minutes later

Ronny: hey baby, how are doing sweetheart......................

Winnie: hey robbie sorry, i just heard the last part of you question. could you please repeat?.........................

15 minutes later

Ronny: repeat what honey?

slow internet connection - epic fail :(

by pinkhairtie June 8, 2010

connection master

a connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. a connection is between a pair, once the connection masters have connected them, they are a 'thing'. They work in paris, and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a connection master pair working, and they will not be another pair until this pair have resigned.

there are rules to being a connection master, firstly you can't make connections with bad intensions. Secondly, you can;t be connected ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case tehy are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...

max and ella (the connection master) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other an screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were connected.

by the connection master January 7, 2013

Collector

A seemingly pile of virginity that cares deeply how his Yo Noid Cartrige looks.

Hey, are going to dust off that Yo Noid Cartrige, Collector?

by 1nkyd1nky March 17, 2019

Soul connection

When two people are connected at the soul and secretly they are meant to be to the point where they do everything the same

Joe and Lisa had a soul connection and when he hurt, she did too

by lizziates November 7, 2006