two clown

The act of one upping somebody.

Bob: I had a clown at my birthday party this weekend.

John: Well I had TWO clowns at my party!

by t0fu September 25, 2009

KITCHEN CLOWN

Someone who makes food in a kitchen and does not clean it up.

1. She made this big mess making dinner and just left it for someone else to clean, what a KITCHEN CLOWN!!!!
2. Stop clowning the kitchen!!!!
3. mom: Make sure you clean up everything after you finish eating, no more KITCHEN CLOWNING !!!!
daughter: sure mom
mom: the kitchen is a mess!!!! where is she?

younger brother: she left to meet her friends
mom: have to talk to that KITCHEN CLOWN when she gets back!!!!!!!

by hammertext69 August 22, 2014

Nigger the clown

A black man who grows pirate-like hair that resembles that of a clown.

Tyrone, why did you let your hair grow so long? Forget Bozo, you look like "nigger the clown." The Barnum and Nigger circus might kidnap you now.

by Bob Savage February 16, 2008

Clown Rodeo

Sex act which involves one male having sex with a female in the doggy style position, and one man hiding in a closet dressed in a clown costume.
While the man is having sex, the friend in the closet jumps out a yells CLOWN RODEO! The male having sex then tightens his grip on the female and proceeds to ride her like a bull while she is freakin out trying to get away.
P.S. 10 Seconds recieves a perfect score, harder then you would think.

Hey bro lets run a CLOWN RODEO on that dirty ass hoe!

by Sittin Sidewayz May 07, 2007

whore clown

A slutty whore starved for attention that spackles her face with foundation and paints eyebrows on her forehead in the hopes of being penetrated. Usually accompanied by hoola hoop sized earrings. They also chew gum violently. Their normal uniform is a windbreaker outfit with matching shoes.

That drunken whore clown hugged me at the club and left one of her eyebrows on my shirt.

by Nicky in Gretna December 19, 2007

Billo The Clown

Another name for Bill O'Reilly, who is well-known for his lies and distortions. Invented by Keith Olbermann.

Billo The Clown, Today's Worst Person of The World

by GOPhater May 14, 2010

Down To Clown

A phrase meant to convey your willingness to participate in something; A way of saying "yes," that expresses genuine excitement and/or happiness.

So, Talisa...Would you like to knock some boots?
Sure, George, I'm 'down to clown!'

by D.Avenger March 11, 2005