weird_carpet_stain

A trans idiot who is one of my best friends and has over 1000 followers on tiktok

Oh yeah! I know weird_carpet_stain! They’re one of my best friends!

by Reddie is musty June 30, 2021

tripping on the carpet

When a girl is so good in bed it makes you crazy, so all you can think about is getting inside her again.

Man that pussy was tight. Bitches got me tripping on the carpet.

by Stampa October 23, 2015

sample fart carpet

Carpet samples purchased from Home Depot, farted on, and then forced upon unwilling victims to smell

I just stopped by Home Depot and picked up some sample fart carpets, are you boys ready to sniff?

by Roy Rogers McFreelyy March 8, 2021

carpetter

Noun A person who lays carpets.

Jim: "Joe lays carpet for a living. What's that called again?"
Tim: "A carpetter."

by Carpet Layer 2000 October 2, 2013

hardening the carpet

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor

"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet

by zac smith (zacisghandi) May 8, 2008

carpet treader

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.

That person is just a carpet treader.

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

carpet angel

After sex when cum leaks out and, goes on the carpet therefore killing possible children making them angels in your carpet.

He pulled out last night during sex, now I have carpet angels in my living room.

by 10eswenson July 27, 2017