Don't be fooled ladies this guy is 100% creep material. A complete and total spastic. Doesn't know his ear from his elbow. His hairline looks like you've had 20 pints its non existent. Powered by Redbull and pisses A LOT. You know his name but not his story. Was emo back in 2002. Borrowed his dogs lead to hang it from his belt.
Chris is a spastic
by Fruit-tella July 9, 2019
Get the Chrismug. by Fattyjuicypussy June 17, 2020
Get the Chrismug. (this is a stupider version of chris)
A really stupid dude that has no idea what he's doing. He's pretty shy none the less, but has a big opinion on things. At first when you meet a special Chris, he's nearly mute. He does like talking though, just only about video games or school. Once you eventually get him out of the shell it either goes up or down, maybe even both from there. If he opens up about his mental health, you better be crying with him. He really likes teasing, don't take it seriously though. He's harsh about it. If you tease back, he actually is a softie. Just act sympathetic then pull a boomerang and say sike. Sometimes he doesn't like responding much. If you don't respond for about a day, he goes crazy. Clingy and all, he'll probably start screaming in all caps. (big distress signal) Once you eventually respond again he won't care, probably will ghost you back. Maybe get yourself a Chris in your life. They're chill and cool.
A really stupid dude that has no idea what he's doing. He's pretty shy none the less, but has a big opinion on things. At first when you meet a special Chris, he's nearly mute. He does like talking though, just only about video games or school. Once you eventually get him out of the shell it either goes up or down, maybe even both from there. If he opens up about his mental health, you better be crying with him. He really likes teasing, don't take it seriously though. He's harsh about it. If you tease back, he actually is a softie. Just act sympathetic then pull a boomerang and say sike. Sometimes he doesn't like responding much. If you don't respond for about a day, he goes crazy. Clingy and all, he'll probably start screaming in all caps. (big distress signal) Once you eventually respond again he won't care, probably will ghost you back. Maybe get yourself a Chris in your life. They're chill and cool.
by stvpid coward October 5, 2019
Get the Chrismug. by HJxSHO January 8, 2021
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a mega simp
by Samuel Playz June 25, 2020
Get the Chrismug. A shitty guy who is oblivious to all of the people he has hurt. He flies through women and men like the flash on crack and doesn't look back. A man of terrible jokes and humour from another universe (one where being a dick head if normal). His total carelessness to appreciate anything other than what he like is known by all and very annoying. Most of all his disregard for other peoples morals and how he has no emotions is very annoying.
Also he is bad at sex.
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Also he is bad at sex.
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by Babushca Michaels May 20, 2022
Get the chrismug. A usually slim guy, who claims that he eats pussy but his sex life is more empty than my ass after a nice munching, he usually has a penis that is a size less than 3 inches but clams its big when he is around his friends so he dosent feel left out.
by Anonymous fire223 July 28, 2019
Get the Chrismug.