Tribal Chimp

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by Tribal Chimp November 23, 2021

Chimp-Fuck

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.

Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!

by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009

Stop being a chimp

Used when someones behavior is that of a monkey or dumbass

Person 1: Please buy me some wings right now ill pay you tomorrow

Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now

Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude

Person 2: I sai-

Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!

by Ncthh5 June 17, 2023

Chimp

A fusion between a Chad and a Simp.

Albert is a chimp.

by UltraChimp April 27, 2022

Blizzard Chimp

A low IQ wigger from the Nordic countries of Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland and Iceland.

While these countries are famed for highly educated and productive members of society, there are social welfare grubbing, reclusive NEETs that slip through the cracks and spend the majority of their adult lives shitposting online and generally being a faggot.

They are a blizzard chimp.

Bjorn: My brother is 38 and still living with our parents, he uses African American slang and spends his day posting edgy memes on discord.

Lars: I'm sorry but it sounds like he's become a blizzard chimp.

by zoomcalf August 7, 2022

wrinkly chimp

old people friendly insult Fun way to make fun of your grandparents

"Grandpa, get off the coach you wrinkly chimp!"

by Ant_riot May 31, 2018

Full-Chimp

An individual mindlessly aggressive in a meaningless attempt to assert dominance. Often seen trying to damage facial or genital regions of the other involved. Below average intelligence.

That person went Full-Chimp and bit off that poor dudes nuts.

by Aknownmouse September 10, 2025