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Human centipenis

When males partake in polygamous anal sex facing in the same direction, i.e. nut to butt, so that the orgy resembles a centipede. Although only a true centipenis can be made with exactly 50 participants, any group of 3 or more is commonly refers to as this for comedic purposes.
"Did you see the MMMM scene in that new pornographic video, 'The Human Centipenis'?"

"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."
by Scoops747 July 30, 2013
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Human Centispoon

When a group of 5 or more people all spoon in one long line.
I saw Frank and his girlfriend spooning next Jim and his, and I decided to stitch it into a Human Centispoon.
by bippyshermen February 15, 2014
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bo-centive

An extra incentive to go do something or go somewhere. Combination of bonus and incentive.
I was going to go to the movie anyway, but with Matt Damon in it that's a real bo-centive to see it!
by Dart Vader June 18, 2014
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Human Centipede Sandwich

A sexual experiment gone terribly right, the human centipede sandwich is done when performing a 69 in a stacked up three-way
"Bro I heard Hannahs a freaky, like three way freaky"

"Damn wouldn't see that in her"

"Dude rumor is she got stacked up with a friend to 69 in a human centipede sandwich"
"Let's get HER number!"
by get arrested May 9, 2016
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alabama centipede

The act of having sex with multiple partners who reside in the same household. Often, the victims of an alabama centipede are family members who get laid individually by an outsider. This can happen slowly over the course of a few weeks or as little as a few minutes apart.
She totally Alabama centipede the house down the street. Those poor brothers have no idea how close they are now.
by T3hp3trock October 13, 2016
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Canine Centipede

The act of taping Dogs mouths to other dogs butt holes
Guy#1 Did you feed the Canine Centipede?
Guy#2 sorry i forgot it must be starving
by WangDangAtomicTango September 13, 2016
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Canadian centipede

When 7 or more Canadian men are interconnected behind one female whilst simultaneously moving in and out of each other.
Man one: hey is that a naked conga line?
Man two: holy shit it's a Canadian centipede
by Dirty Chaos April 24, 2017
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