Doctor Car

A derelict vehicle used to transport mental patients in between mental institutions and farms to steal chickens. Most common doctor cars are faded green and black 1975 Chrysler New Yorkers. The passenger door is also usually missing.

Farmer: "What are you doing with my chick?"

Ricky: "Actually I am a doctor, he is a mental patient, just getting some outdoors time, there is my doctor car right there."

by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 13, 2018

Car Droppings

In the winter; a mixture of snow, sand, salt, and dirt that builds up underneath cars primarily around the wheel well and drops off in chunks in parking lots and along roadways when the weather warms.

Man, look at all those car droppings!

by TerryF February 16, 2010

Kobeni Car

BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>monkey sees kobeni car
>BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BOOPPP

by hardcoretwister May 31, 2021

car meet

A weirdo event attended usually by douchebags; said douchebags “meet up” in some parking lot with their cars and pretend like they know more about cars than they actually do by talking in some pseudo-extensive details about theirs. They’re the type of douchebags who tell you that owning a Benz or Porsche is awesome, but fail to acknowledge that both brands are more of a status symbol than anything else considering that they are wallet rapers when it comes to maintenance and repairs.

Yo bro! Goin to the car meet at the Costco in Westridge tonight?

by psst hey you September 5, 2022

Akio Car

Red topless (not convertible) sportscar, custom plate "OHTORI", appears in places it shouldn't be able to drive to. Its engine is the sound that races around the end of the world.

Don't you just love the throb of the engine?

by Random832 February 21, 2005

Car kink

A kink involving someone who likes cars just a little bit too much in that way

Michael: God I fucking love cars so much I simp for them
Alina: Michael you have a car kink

by Space Saturn Bitch January 27, 2021

Lego car

A car, usually owned by a chav/pikey which has been crashed by its owner's idiocy, resulting in part of the body having to be replaced. Unfortunately for the pikey, the rotting vehicle has long been discontinued and parts for the car are scarcely available. The result is that the chav eventually settles for a totally different coloured car part to the rest of the car. Hence the car looks similar to a lego car which has been built by a deprived child who lacks a sufficient amount of same coloured bricks.

Chav: Aw bruv! Wuyyoo meen da XR3's bin discontinued?
Ford: We no longer manufacturer that vehicle, or any of it's parts. We're abandoning you as a customer.
Chav: Aw man. Watch! All my matez is gonna be sayin i has a lego car now when i has tah buy a part off eBayz.

by scribbull January 13, 2008