Canada's History

Similar in nature to its neighbor's Alaskan Snow Dragon. The male, wearing moose horns, covers the the female in maple syrup while she performs oral sex on him. After he ejaculates, he clamps her mouth shut and tells her the Canucks have won the Stanley Cup. In her excitement she will shoot the semen out of her nose.
Brad performed Canada's History with Jane last night.
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A seriously depraved sex act involving a pair of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Hey baby I wanna do something really kinky... how about a lil Canada's History?
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The Act of a 5 man anal sex line that ends ejaculating into a moose's anus all while singing "o canada"
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the sexual act of pouring maple syrup on ones genitals while sticking moose antlers in your ass and urethra while singing Oh Canada
yesterday joe and i canada's history'd all night long with this homeless man
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A sexually deviant act, prevalent in the American Midwest, in which two crack-addicted prostitutes are simultaneously penetrated by a mounted pair of moose antlers (often involving double-penetration if the spread of the antler tines permit). Then, each prostitute drinks as much maple syrup as she is physically able. They then must cause themselves to vomit the syrup into the Stanley Cup, which is placed some feet away, all without causing the moose antlers to be 'coughed out' from their respective orifices. The prostitute who first scores a "basket" into the trophy with her maple-syrup vomit wins, and gets to live. The loser is killed and disposed of in a dumpster behind a truck stop. Note that coughing out her antler is grounds for disqualification.

This is most often performed on April 17th, in observance of the signing the Canada Act by Elizabeth II in 1982.
The congressman was indicted for his participation in Canada's history in a motel room off route 5.
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A sex act originating from Canada in which it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup. The details are unknown. First mentioned in America by Stephen Colbert on his show the Colbert Report.
"Hey babe! Wanna do Canada's History?"

"Hell yeah"
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A skin condition of the area between one's sphincter and gender-specific anatomy in which very recent hair-removal, by wax or otherwise, and exposure to cool air, leaves the area with a purple hue and exaggerated topography, much like Canadian tundra.
I was going head-on into that the back way, but I had to cancel that hike, with all that Canada's History going on.
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