bus boner

A bus boner is a medical condition which affects only males. It is an erection which typically occurs while riding a bus,hence the name bus boner. It can also happen while riding a car or van. Although the erection can happen at any time during the ride, it usually takes place while the individual is reaching his stop. This often causes nervousness in the individual due to the fear of his boner being spotted while getting off the vehicle. People suffering of this condition are adviced to wear big shirts or sweaters. Hoodies are the best choice due to the pocket factor. Placing the penis in a vertical position is another, yet risky option.

I'm afraid of falling asleep on the bus and getting a bus boner.

by ultrajoe August 28, 2007

Party Bus

A bus in which you can have a party on.

Hey, did you know that the party bus serves beer, whiskey and COCAINE!!!

by benny fresh March 13, 2009

guat bus

an old shuttle bus, school bus, or van that travels through Bergen and Hudson county New Jersey, usually to new york city. Coined a Guat bus due to the large Guatemalan population that rides and/or operates them.

I miss the NJ transit bus, so i took a guat bus to the city

by MITAMITA May 3, 2011

slow bus

Used to describe someone who acts or does something stupid.

John: There are 45 states.
Kenneth: Slow Bus!

by SouthJumper December 15, 2008

Bus Wankers

People who are standing at a bus stop as they are to poor to have a car.

(Driving past people standing at a bus stop)

Jay : Oi Bus Wankers!

by Sye5325 April 24, 2009

Driving the Bus

When having sex doggystyle, the male inserts a thumb in the anus and turns his hand to resemble making a turn while driving a bus.

while doing doogy she says "Ohh yea drive me home", so you lick your thumb, inert in butthole and turn to stimulate. You re then "driving the bus"

by Jrock c January 13, 2009

short bus

The "special" kids got to ride this bus. Those with mental difficulties, and those who were "not all there"

Dave rode the short bus to school, and got to use the PA system, until he barked at one girl, who was a total dog. He was then told to sit in the back of the short bus, which in all actuallity wasn't that far back.

by GT July 13, 2004