the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge
man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....
...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands
...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands
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by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011
Get the Self-Blumping mug.British: ref to gay/anal sex without use of lubricants. More commonly used to mean being got the better of in an extreme sense.
Alternatively to mean a desire to have sex with someone you don't actually like.
Alternatively to mean a desire to have sex with someone you don't actually like.
Paul was totally dry bummed at pool yesterday.
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I know you hate her, but I bet you'd dry bum her if you got the chance.
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I know you hate her, but I bet you'd dry bum her if you got the chance.
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