Buffalo sex: Contrary to popular oppinion, the
definition of this term has absolutely nothing to do with the mating habits of these hairy beasts, but rather refers to the beastialic urges of the attention-starved plainsmen who live where the Buffalo roam. It is important to understand that the Great Plains of the
United States can be a very lonely place, thus, only those with poor social skills and little or no sexual prowess choose to call them
home. However, those who do have only two things in mind when settling down in the grasslands: freedom from the toils of trying to make friends and the hot and steamy relations they can have with any buffalo that happens to
stray away from its herd. Now, buffalos are not weak creatures. They'
re strong and hairy and unevenly tempered. So, in order to successfully "recreate" with one it is required that you: (a.) tame it by feeding it and getting it used to being petted, or (b.) (this is the easier and much more popular approach), you throw a large buffalo hide over your head, get a
buck to
chase you and, as nature takes over the beast's simple mind, you proceed to let it mount and mate.
