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bryan agresti

Bryan agresti is a sweet, very smart, really caring and absolute amazing guy. He might make a mistake every here and there but he’s always very sorry. They know when they made s mistake or are being to annoying. They might be perverted and inappropriate but it’s just life. They like to be gamers and good at sports and do what they can to help out. They do get mad easily though so don’t piss them off.
girl: “Dude bryan agresti is an absolute god and hes really hot i think i love him
girl 2: right! holy sh*t dude I can’t stop staring omg
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sexual bryan

The one who fucks his dog too much
by Pinche bryan February 2, 2018
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Bryan Dechart

Bryan Dechart aka the best actor in the hit game Detroit Become Human, his acting was OUTSTANDING AND HE IS ATTRACTIVE WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR
Person 1: Who’s that on your wallpaper?
Person 2: Oh, it’s just Bryan Dechart, the best actor in DBH, Haha.
by connorlovebot September 4, 2021
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Bryan Newton

A flat ass who dresses like a trash bag and sends pictures of his 1 centimeter peen to “the boys” and Fetty Carnes. His biggest crush is on Treyton Currin and Garret Robins.
I didn’t think that Bryan Newton was a new trend at school.
by Mint Juul Pods March 6, 2019
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gayboy bryan

A guy with a girlfreind who lives with his gay roomate who hes in the closet with. his roomate probably has some lame nick name like snowball or coobie and they both probably go fishing all the time and play with eachothers rods when no ones watching this is the act of stealth sticking
My wife caught me with my gay lover she said i was being a gayboy bryan
by Pussysaurus May 3, 2018
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Bryan The Rock

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan the Rock
by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023
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