info broker

Basically a fancy word for cyber stalker.

Girl 1:That guy is so weird.He knows everything about me that I've ever posted and even some personal stuff.
Girl 2:OMG how did he do that?
Girl 1:He's an info broker.
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl 1:Basically a stalker
Girl 2: Oh creepy
Girl 1: I know right!

by Anonmami5225 February 2, 2017

Shield-Broner

Your best bud that willingly to hide your boner in front of the girl/boy you attracted to. Usually using a book or standing in front of you making small talk to the said girl/boy, while you busy rearranging the boner. A True Best Friend.

A: Here comes Abby.
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!

by UrbanHunk July 4, 2017

local broker

A local broker or stock broker, insurance guy etc. typically works outside of NYC and major financial locations. They arrive at the office at around 9:30 and leave at 4. They show lackluster performance and are typically not real guys. Prob work at Edward Jones and are out of shape.

While your local broker is at the bowling alley drinking Pats Blue Ribbon, I'm trading futures on the Nikeii .

by RealGuy113 August 24, 2017

investment broker

A businessman whose purpose is to make you go broke with his investments.

I could go broke just by practicing unwise spending; why should I pay an investment broker to accomplish this for me???

by QuacksO October 12, 2018

Spirit Broners

Two men that have had sex with different women at different times but in the same room.

That dude lives in my old apartment. We are Spirit Broners.

by Clayton Bertram June 16, 2020

A Loser & A Boozer

(1) Alcoholic
(2) A person with a very low income who drinks too much to avoid the Sorrows of his/her life

Charlie Sheen is A Loser & A Boozer

by EmJayee November 21, 2018

broner

a random boner while with all males, in some cases ruins relationships with guy friends.

I was hanging out with Kevin and got a broner, he hasn't talked to me in weeks.

by travlax April 24, 2009