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Branca Burn

When a lawyer delivers a burning one-liner that makes low testoterone prosecutors cry in frustration
Example of a Branca Burn: Mathew Didn't exactly rush out there to provide first aid to Erin Eldrige's cross of Kim Potter.
by Locnav December 17, 2021
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Boncluvious

Adjective. Something that should not work, but does. Typically in a surprising yet somehow unimpressive way.
“Your contraption is stupid, it shouldn’t work at all. But it’s twice as efficient as mine.”

“It’s boncluvious.”
by SirBabirusa January 12, 2023
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South Branch

A town in Northern Michigan containing about 3 street lights and one occasionally open restaurant. If you live in South Branch, you probably have at least 4 cats and a beard, and spend entirely too much free time playing video games.
Jay must be from South Branch, I thought I saw a cat in his beard.
by anonymous244 December 20, 2010
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The Bonch Marche

Questionable retail store with foul dressing rooms and is a total bonch to work at; commonly now known as "Macy's".
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"I'd love to attend your party, but unfortunately I have to work at the Bonch Marche".
by Jinny17Rummy January 16, 2011
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knotty branch

A turd that doesn't compel you to go, but is just too uncomfortable to hold. It requires an ample amount of push, and is formed with enough protuberances to appear, and feel, like you just shat out a tree branch with several knots in it.
I was in a lousy mood until I got rid of that knotty branch. I feel like a new man now...
by stall2 July 25, 2016
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ranch branch

Another word for dick. That’s all there is to it.
“Ayooooooo, lemme climb on that ranch branch.”
Fuck off, I’m a virgin!”
by Jerry skinner June 21, 2018
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North Branch Middle School

NBAMS is hell. It’s full of fake as hoes who want attention. Everyone’s a snake and all the guys are horny asf. The teachers say they care about our mental health as they hand out piles of homework. also, we minds as well be pigs by the way they feed us. most kids are suicidal, but that’s the school’s fault.
You know North Branch Middle School?” “Yea, it’s shit”
by cum in me daddy March 5, 2019
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