Brole Model

noun- 1.A bro whom is so chill that he can teach non-bros how do be more chill. 2.The supreme bro that all other bros respect without question.

1: Hey, where's Kevin?
2: Oh, Kevin's teaching some non-bro how to be chill.
1: Bro, he's a brotal Brole Model to bros everywhere.
2: You brow it, bro.

by NickBrolillo December 4, 2010

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Brocetious

A joking or sarcastic tone between bros.

Bro A) Bro, I'm sooooo pumped for the math exam.
Bro B) I know Bro, I'm gonna make it my bitch!

Non-Bro) You suck at math, stop being so brocetious

by winggirl2.0 March 9, 2011

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Brolex

An activity usually engaged in while drunk. Using the male appendage as a watch to gross out / amuse one's friends.

"Hey B, check out my sweet Brolex dude!"
"Ew J.! Put that thing away sicko!"

by Titanica August 23, 2011

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Someone that, in some aspects of your friendship with him, is a big brother (e.g. Pays you out and jokes around but knows when to just stop and listen) but in other aspects, an uncle (e.g. Your mum or dad has also adopted him as their brother.....hm). You really can't decide so he just becomes both, smooshed together :)

Thanks for listening Broncle, you're the best!

encouragment great listener thanks love ya
SHELLFISH!!

by Lozzavoji October 22, 2013

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Broiler Mistress

n, a back line burger King employees girlfriend, wife, lover, etc.

Matt: That girl is beautiful!
Bob: Make her your broiler mistress man!

Matt: My broiler mistress made me cookies. She's the best. And hotter than a spicy chicken!

Matt: My ex-broiler mistress is a real bitch. Id rather make 100 whoppers then talk to her.

by yomom6687 August 27, 2014

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