brett gleason

A man that owes his girlfriend tacos.

Brett Gleason....yeah I know the guy.....he owes me 🌮🌮tacos!

by ItsDatGurl December 18, 2016

brett girl version

Very beautiful girl, everyone loves her!! She thinks very little of herself usually but has amazing friends! She’s super nice and seems innocent, but really, she is a freak! She loves to get down and dirty, especially with her crush. Everyone wishes they were her. She is very confident and has no problem turning you down. Don’t get in a fight with her. She will murder you

Brody- dude Brett girl version is so hot
Matt- dude you have no chance
Brett- Hes right, though neither of you do

by Woahhhh.thats.weird May 9, 2018

Brett Phipps

A large beautiful bald man, that was once very good at being principal of a middle school.

Boy: Brett Phipps is so hot like a big bald lizzo
Other Boy: Yeah we should make a Bible about him

by Mr. Phipps May 10, 2021

brett sutton

Australia’s hottest doctor and chief health officer. Often referred to as “CHOttie”
Pretty much every girl in Australia is horny for him and only watches the covid 19 press conference to see him talk.
He’s a dilf <3

Did you see Brett Sutton at the vic presser yesterday? Yeah he was hot as, too bad he’s married.

by i <3 dilfs August 24, 2021

Brett Hull

Brett Hull was an NHL player who played for the Calgary Flames, St. Louis Blues, Dallas Star, Detroit Red Wings, and retired with the Phoenix Coyotes. Has the 3rd most goals in a season w/ 86 in the 90-91 season, right behind Wayne Gretzky and Wayne Gretzky. Won two Stanley Cups, one with Detroit in 2002, and most notably with Dallas in 2000. It was his 2000 Stanley Cup that immortalized him when he scored in the 4th overtime with his foot in the crease against the Buffalo Sabres. The goal was allowed anyways because Buffalo can never win a Stanley Cup. Not the co-GM for the Dallas Stars.

"Hey, do you remember Brett Hull?"

"DO I!? He was the fucking man. Scoring goals and shit, keeping that shitty team up near Niagara Falls or whatever from winning a Stanley Cup - not like they would've anyways, it was Game 6 and they'd have lost game 7 cause God hates them."

by James Finney July 2, 2008

Brett Kavanaugh drunk

To drink to the point of plausible deniability before committing rape or sexual assault.

I got Brett Kavanaugh drunk last night, so I didn't blackout, but I cannot recall whether I ruined a few lives last night.

by KavanaughtAChance October 3, 2018

Brett Schofield

Being so lazy its unbelievable

see you later on then'' ''nah i'm feeling Brett Schofield sorry

by hazzard191 August 2, 2011