lumberjack breakfast

When a chick goes down on your morning wood then swallows.

Kim sure is a keeper, this morning she had a lumberjack breakfast and then made me waffles.

by Dub Sack All-Stars October 2, 2007

Texas Breakfast

A meal consisting of pancakes and beer. Usually served for dinner.

The Texas breakfast has left me inebriated.

by Stephen Garritson March 29, 2009

Breakfast Pizza

Leftover pizza from the night before, enjoyed the cold in the morning.

"Hey did you put that pizza in the fridge?"
"Yes I did!"
"Good, i'm ready for some breakfast pizza!"

by Pizzamanlol March 5, 2010

breakfast of champions

(n.) cunnillingus performed in the morning, shortly after waking up - so named as a play on "eating pussy"; another word for pussy.

The only thing better than a wake-and-bake is a breakfast of champions.

A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".

by ka-chan April 12, 2012

Bay to Breakers

A race/celebration that happens in the late spring in San Francisco that starts on the Bay side of the city and ends by the "breakers." The course takes you through the city, and directly through Golden Gate Park. Participants can run competitively, walk the course, or dress up in any ridiculous outfit, make an incredible float to drag along, and get drunk out of their mind. Most do the latter. Many participants enjoy walking in the nude, and the police don't seem to mind. Many other mind- altering substances are used at this event. It is certainly more of a party than a race. If you live in San Francisco, this is a must to participate in, and if you don't, its worth the trip for the weekend!

I went to Bay to Breakers this weekend dressed as a gay pirate and I got lost somewhere in the Park but made friends with a naked guy painted completely blue. I'm still hung over and its Wednesday.

by exhaighter April 30, 2009

breakfast buddy

1. An all inclusive kitchenware set for young children designed to implement healthy eating habits at an early age. The Breakfast Buddy is made of polypropylene plastic and has a distinct odor of fresh spray paint.

2. The joke of section X3 and the bane of team 2's existance.

Come on Robbie, its time for breakfast with your Breakfast Buddy!

Rise and shine, its breakfast time. Bring your buddy!

I hate the Breakfast Buddy.

Some products can be a convenience combo. For example: The Breakfast Buddy.

by Ketts February 10, 2008

Breakfast in the morning

When you cover your penis with syrup and have a girl lick it over until you cum on her face before 9 a.m. and she swallows the cum/syrup mix for breakfast.

Yo Soddy, I'd give Pamela Anderson some breakfast in the morning.

by sodsquadlol June 15, 2011