Blue Balled

When you warm up in the bullpen for multiple innings but do not go into the game.

Dude skipper just blue balled me to put in the lefty specialist.

by The man formerly known as Bass March 27, 2022

blue balls

blue balls doesn't like asma :/

blue balls : asma dont read smut it fucks up with ur brain now u read brb as boob

by anonymouspersonlol128278 October 19, 2021

Blue Balls

When you're the first person to use a Porta-Potty after it's been pumped and the shit you take splashes down so hard the liquid in the Porta-Potty dyes your testicles blue

I had to take a massive dump and that Porta-Potty ended up giving me blue balls

by SativaCyborg710 July 26, 2021

Blue Balls

The extreme pain of being left without ejactuation after a blow job. Also it's being cut off and stopped just as your about to C U M.

Ladies. Just let your man cum. don't just stop right as he's about to. so either you let him cum to big booty midget porn or cum in you. don't just stop right as ejactulation is present. in short. BLUE BALLS ARE PRESENT!

by CumTittiesWithBBQSauceIsGood69 May 27, 2021

Blue Balls

A condition used by men to trick and bully girls into have sexual relations with them

Man: don’t stop or you’ll give me blue balls
Girl: I’m just uncomfortable with this

Man: NO YOU WILL GIVE ME BLUE BALLS AND I WILL HATE YOU!!

by Bi girl xoxo August 9, 2021

blue balls

A common affliction among Smurfs.

The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.

A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.

These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.

by bitchuck August 26, 2024

A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.

Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!

by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 14, 2024