by Hela Armon April 09, 2019
by Brad Greenwood November 29, 2014
A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.
by W@llis February 04, 2018
The action in which a male removes the blakets from a female .. Selfishly hogging them and leving her with cold feet .
by Chigga1323 December 30, 2013
When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."
by padsy69 March 29, 2011
Short for a fuck blanket. Usually referred to a female that is used by one or many guys for sex. The girl is never considered a girlfriend or respected.
by 711Arbor May 09, 2009
A blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. This blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the CC of each load.
Frank: Hey, where did my blanket go?
Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.
Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.
by Harry Basagna August 01, 2006