Blanket Baby

One conceived by a “lady of the night” sliding across a sheet that still had cum on it
I never wanted you! You are a blanket baby! Ancestry.com has you as 86% cotton and 2% polyester.
by Hela Armon April 09, 2019
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Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.
You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.
by Brad Greenwood November 29, 2014
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stiff blanket

A useless person who has no input to the group. They are awkward, a little bit moist and could also be described as a wet weekend. They are about as useful as a stiff blanket. No one wants a stiff blanket.
Friend: Have you met Barry?
Me: Nah, but I’ve heard he’s a stiff blanket.
by W@llis February 04, 2018
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Un-blanketed

The action in which a male removes the blakets from a female .. Selfishly hogging them and leving her with cold feet .
Hey ! You un-blanketed me you douch bag !
by Chigga1323 December 30, 2013
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Punching the Blanket

When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."
Mike: "John are you whacking off under there?"
John: "Nah bro, I'm just punching the blanket."
by padsy69 March 29, 2011
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F-blanket

Short for a fuck blanket. Usually referred to a female that is used by one or many guys for sex. The girl is never considered a girlfriend or respected.
Who's that girl? Oh, that's Bobby's new f-blanket.
by 711Arbor May 09, 2009
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spanket blanket

A blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. This blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the CC of each load.
Frank: Hey, where did my blanket go?

Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.
by Harry Basagna August 01, 2006
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