blanket snake

Morning wood covered by ones blanket.

What's that moving under the blanket?

Oh, it's just my blanket snake.

by Sensual Ninja October 22, 2015

Blanket Girl

A girl who wears a blanket everywhere, typically in a high school of University environment.

"Why are these Blanket Girls wearing a Snuggie to my grandmother's funeral?"

by Blanketman69420 February 13, 2020

popeye blanket

a missed dirty danza or sanchez, resulting in a squinty eye and a blanket of dook over the recipients eye.

"I was going for a sanchez and the phone rang, she turned her head and got popeye blanket instead!"

by hungry gulliver October 25, 2009

hawg in a blanket

Slang term for an uncircumcised penis.

M.T: "You hear Sam had her first run in with a hawg in a blanket?"
AD: "What'd she say?"
M.T "She gasped and said 'Oh My!'"

by RedJubbyDub September 14, 2014

Punching the Blanket

When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."

Mike: "John are you whacking off under there?"
John: "Nah bro, I'm just punching the blanket."

by padsy69 April 15, 2011

F-blanket

Short for a fuck blanket. Usually referred to a female that is used by one or many guys for sex. The girl is never considered a girlfriend or respected.

Who's that girl? Oh, that's Bobby's new f-blanket.

by 711Arbor May 8, 2009

spanket blanket

A blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. This blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the CC of each load.

Frank: Hey, where did my blanket go?

Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.

by Harry Basagna August 1, 2006