Cecelia is a such a crazy bitch that she puts her children in the hospital just so they can see what happens when they don't behave.
by cecebooms314 April 21, 2009
Get the Bitchmug. Noun: Bitch (bich):
1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.
2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.
3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Super Dodgeball on NES, English, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.
4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.
5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.
6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.
7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.
8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
1. A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude. When not complaining, her drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she (but usually she) refuses to do something with a group, and will forego hanging out with said group unless they're doing something she wants to do. She will put her interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being a bitch. A bitch hates fun.
2. A status you assume when you take one in the pooper while incarcerated.
3. What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Super Dodgeball on NES, English, math, Street Fighter Alpha, etc.
4. Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.
5. Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.
6. Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.
7. Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody gives a shit about, including you.
8. Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a "hottie" shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be around than a saucer of goat cum.
"Hey guys, sorry we can't check out that cool new Brazilian restaurant, Janet is being a bitch."
"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"
-Maddox
"I'm not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn't have to pay extra, waaaaaah!"
-Maddox
by Randomguy47 December 2, 2007
Get the Bitchmug. "You're a bitch!" Jill yells, to her ex-best friend Melanie. "You're a bigger one!" Melanie yells back, showing the middle finger.
by FrancisGurl January 20, 2013
Get the Bitchmug. by stimpetta December 7, 2011
Get the Bitchmug. 1) A female ingrate who doesn't deserve shit
2) A female dog
3) The act of being an ingrate who doesn't deserve shit
2) A female dog
3) The act of being an ingrate who doesn't deserve shit
1) Dude, Your wife is such a bitch
2) My dog, lucky, is a bitch
3)Robert, stop bitching, god damn it!
2) My dog, lucky, is a bitch
3)Robert, stop bitching, god damn it!
by cutegirl476 January 8, 2012
Get the Bitchmug. 1. Female dog
2. Whine
3. Girl who is evil to her boyfriend/husband
4. Servant, usually a pimp has many of these
2. Whine
3. Girl who is evil to her boyfriend/husband
4. Servant, usually a pimp has many of these
1. Katie's bitch is having puppies!
2. Stop bitching about those shoes!
3. You: My wife is such a bitch.
Me: Why?
You: Before our marriage, she would do anything to give me pleasure, and yesterday she didn't give me a blowjob. Instead, she cheated on me.
Me: What a real bitch.
4. Pimp: I need to get drunk. Bitch! Get me some whiskey. Other bitch! I have Blue Balls so give me a blowjob!
Third bitch! I need you to do a Cleveland Steamer on a rival pimp!
Fourth Bitch! Go get me a Porn Star to perform for me! Now, bitches!
2. Stop bitching about those shoes!
3. You: My wife is such a bitch.
Me: Why?
You: Before our marriage, she would do anything to give me pleasure, and yesterday she didn't give me a blowjob. Instead, she cheated on me.
Me: What a real bitch.
4. Pimp: I need to get drunk. Bitch! Get me some whiskey. Other bitch! I have Blue Balls so give me a blowjob!
Third bitch! I need you to do a Cleveland Steamer on a rival pimp!
Fourth Bitch! Go get me a Porn Star to perform for me! Now, bitches!
by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
Get the Bitchmug. A male servant to a female. Basically a male ho. A bitch's mistress will usually beat him for fun, force him into wearing female clothing (skirts, dresses, lingerie, ect). A bitch is usually forced to wear a french maid outfit to preform his tasks. A woman will tell her bitch whatever to do, and he will do it. If he does not, he will be beat.
Mistress: Bitch, go make me a sandwich
Mistress: Bitch, go change the channel, try on my new skirt and heels for me, then get ready for your beating.
Mistress: Bitch, go change the channel, try on my new skirt and heels for me, then get ready for your beating.
by theturtle1111 July 20, 2011
Get the Bitchmug.