That shits for the birds

A way of saying yo I don’t fuck with that(something)

Person 1: man I hate racism, that shits for the birds

Person2: ya I don’t fuck with that

by dumbledorsanus January 31, 2022

Bride of Clamp-N-Stein

Equipment needed:

1. Girl
2. Jumper cables
3. Bucket of ice cubes
4. Boots
5. Proper safety knowledge

Chain your "freak on a leash" (a willing "Bride", of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked.

Ice down her nipples (nipple rings "perferred") with ice cubes until their erect like icicles.

Showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. Make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation.

To ensure she is receiving the proper "charge" . . . spark her ass-nition with your power rod . . .

and Enjoy ! ! !

One night I was working late in my auto garage when a barbie doll walked in needing a "jump" . . . suffice to say I gave her the "Bride of Clamp-N-Stein".

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009

Surfin' Bird

A song written by "The Trashmen" in the 1950's, which was recently featured on the family guy episode "I dream of Jesus".

Brian and Stewie on the couch, Surfin' Bird playing in the background:

Stewie: "Brian, I don't feel so good".

*Nose bleeds*

by Tazdingo February 23, 2009

shooting the bird

In Western countries, extending the middle finger (either on its own, or along with the index finger in the United Kingdom - like a reverse peace sign) is an offensive and obscene gesture, colloquially known as "flipping the bird", "flipping someone off", "shooting the bird", "the middle finger", "the middle salute", "the finger", "flipping off" or "giving the finger". The gesture is used as a form of insult to whom it is directed.

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Look at that dipshit shooting the bird. I'll bet he runs if I try to "talk" to him.

by bjargon May 26, 2013

Sue Bird

A WNBA player that currently plays for the Seattle Storm. Graduated from the University of Connecticut in 2002.

"Do you know Sue Bird? She plays in the WNBA!"

by Stormie November 12, 2007

smash Bird

to be able to smash the shit out of drinking every weekend with a group of mates

smash birds are go

by SMASH01 December 6, 2011

slut bird

It is a bird that spends everynight in a different nest. Pronounced (Sloot Bird)

Hey u see that slut bird?

Yeah it is never alone...

by squirlls1 November 5, 2012