Good News Bible

Just like the regular Bible, except Jesus saves a bunch of money on his car insurance.

The Good News Bible, the only Bible that mentions a gecko.

by Brian Minch April 2, 2006

Bible

a super old book from 2000 years ago that the government edits every now and then so people turn against each other and get confused -- also what i call my butt

Come open this bible *winks*

by oovaa January 1, 2021

Bible sucker

The act of quotes or words from the bible spilling out of a religious fat head that listens to child molesting priests every Sunday.

Tom: Did you see bill this Sunday?
Dale: He was in church no he was at church ... what a bible sucker.

by ExtinctSmurf May 7, 2010

Bible Thumper

Biblethumpers are religious zealots that pillory others who progress beyond obsolescent morality. The thumping signifies limitation of literacy to only one book, a 2,000-year-old primer which they interminably struggle to read.

Bible Thumpers tend to reduce all discussions to biblical citations while ignoring contemporary science. They are also usually reactionary or conservative toward social change. For example, they are often virulently opposed to birth control, abortion, gay marriage, women's rights, and evolution.

zealot sheep fanatic biblethumper

The Bible Thumper, brainwashed by corporate media into single-issue tunnel vision, plans to defend fetuses by assassinating a pro-choice physician.

by LAlawMedMBA October 21, 2014

Bibble

an awesome woman who is the perfect companion. You can sit and watch movies, kick back in front of the game with a beer, or down at the dragstrip with you doing down the track and her looking on from the sidelines. You're even happy to wait in the store for hours while she picks out the perfect outfit or while she gets ready in the mirror in the morning. She's very passionate about the relationship and willing to go the extra mile to make you happy. True wife material.

My woman is better than good, she's my Bibble

by Sideways the Seven March 4, 2012

Leb Brailey Bimbleton's Apple Cart

A cart filled with apples that belongs to a little fat dog named Jeb. Jeb is morbidly obese and smells of shrimp and dung.

"You've upset Leb Brailey Bimbleton's apple cart!"

by Mr. Wizzle Butt January 8, 2010

Bibble

One of those little stones that gets trapped in your shoe when you are walking.

"Stop a minute, I've got a bibble in my shoe I need to get out"

by Ceriano October 16, 2008