Uncle Betty

Purchasing an item that has no specified price

“I wanna buy this item but I have no idea how much it costs”

“It’s cool, just pull an Uncle Betty”

by LittleBleep January 1, 2021

Betty-Lou

She’s a bad bitch, but also very sweet. Betty-Lou is the kind of person who is friends with anyone, those unfortunate enough to not know her, wish they did because everyone else is constantly talking about how amazing she is. Not only does she have a great personality, she also excels academically, getting the highest average in every class she takes, this mixture of brains, beauty, and personality can make her difficult to approach because, “how could she ever like a simpleton like me?” (A real quote from someone who knew a Betty-Lou). However, if you ever manage to gather the balls to speak to her, you’ll immediately feel at home with her kind and good natured personality (unless she hates, in which case you will most likely feel very uncomfortable as she has the wrath of gods). If she decided to like you and you manage to get invited inside her house, you will be greeted with the delicious smells of her homemade meals, which are so well seasoned you’ll be calling her mommy in no time. In conclusion, if you know a Betty-Lou, 9 out of 10 times she’s your best friend, and the person you’d call to help you dispose of a dead body.

Person #1: “this chicken is better than sex!”

Person #2: “oh that’s because Betty-Lou made it”
Person #1: “mommy, sorry. Mommy, sorry. Mommy, sorry.”

Person #1: “I dont know if I’ve ever met a sexy hufflepuff”
Person #2 “you OBVIOUSLY have NOT met Betty-Lou”

by YourHotFriend November 25, 2021

Betty Crockered

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.

My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.

by DPMistress April 11, 2015

Betty jo

A boss bitch that is sweet and funny, but will also put you in your place when needed. She is someone that can make anyone feel loved, but for those she doesn't like...they better run. A strong personality that needs to be shared, it's great to have someone like her in your life.

Betty jo is an amazing person.

by Uhhhhuuu June 14, 2022

fat betty

Vagina

Still haven’t seen a pic of your fat betty

by speak properly April 22, 2018

HeadBoard Betty

A woman that is built for such extreme Bed Olympics that sex causes wall and room damage. You have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!

Sex slamming fun, crazy Headboard betty bitch and a headboard all make it work.

by Kurt Ahrens August 18, 2007

Brown Betty

When someone squats over a sleeping person's face, and someone else wakes the sleeping person. As soon as the sleeping person wakes up, the squatting person shits all over his face.

Rusty passed out at the party Friday night, so we decided to give him a Brown Betty.

by shuffshuff May 24, 2013