Being Chobby - (verb) The act of embodying the characteristics and behaviors of an individual known for an inflated sense of self-importance, lack of talent, and delusional beliefs.
To be Chobby is to exhibit an astonishing inability to gather a substantial following or achieve notable success despite investing an embarrassingly long period of time. Similar to the struggle to amass even a modest number of followers, being Chobby involves persistently falling short of goals while maintaining an unwarranted belief in one's greatness.
Furthermore, being Chobby often entails residing in a less-than-ideal living environment, resembling a rundown shelter or dilapidated dwelling. Financial circumstances may result in a limited wardrobe, characterized by a preference for plain white t-shirts. Additionally, Chobby individuals may be inclined to wear cheap sunglasses from discount stores and outdated headphones reminiscent of bygone eras.
Another notable aspect of being Chobby is possessing a vocal timbre that resembles that of a prepubescent child, regardless of one's actual age.
To be Chobby is to exhibit an astonishing inability to gather a substantial following or achieve notable success despite investing an embarrassingly long period of time. Similar to the struggle to amass even a modest number of followers, being Chobby involves persistently falling short of goals while maintaining an unwarranted belief in one's greatness.
Furthermore, being Chobby often entails residing in a less-than-ideal living environment, resembling a rundown shelter or dilapidated dwelling. Financial circumstances may result in a limited wardrobe, characterized by a preference for plain white t-shirts. Additionally, Chobby individuals may be inclined to wear cheap sunglasses from discount stores and outdated headphones reminiscent of bygone eras.
Another notable aspect of being Chobby is possessing a vocal timbre that resembles that of a prepubescent child, regardless of one's actual age.
"Imagine spending a decade perfecting the art of being Chobby, only to end up with a YouTube channel boasting a whopping total of 10 subscribers, two of whom are your mom and your pet goldfish."
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Person A: So, what happened with this guy you were talking about?
Person B: Well, turns out he's in a relationship but doesn't want to end things with me.
Person A: So you're okay with being a Camilla??
Person B: Well, turns out he's in a relationship but doesn't want to end things with me.
Person A: So you're okay with being a Camilla??
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everything is fine. You are just 4 years old and you are taught by multiple teachers. Recess is super fun and you don't get to do math. Pre-K is just recess for 180 days.
Kindergarten-2nd grade
This is where things start to bore out. Some of the 1st grade kids are mindlessly scrolling on their chromebook because they are tired and the tests given were too hard. Homework is just super annoying.
3rd grade-5th grade
You start to hate school. This is when it gets harder and harder. You are now taught about fractions and algebra. This is when you start to realize that school is just a huge jail.
6th grade-8th grade
At last! Middle school... Wait it is just more boring. By the 7th grade all you see are pre-teens ages 11-13 that only care about drugs and partying all night. The jail like school gets moe restricted and homework is overloaded.
9th grade-10th grade
Your grades don't show a lot of improvement. You begin to wonder how you made it into high school without flunking. Some high schoolers are mature enough to not be just lik the 6th-8th graders
11th grade-12th grade
You are chained down more. You grades start dropping dramatically in early 12th grade. You last with grades going up and then just plummeting to the floor. But finally, After 12 years, You are set free from this prison full of teenagers whose minds are dying just like yours
everything is fine. You are just 4 years old and you are taught by multiple teachers. Recess is super fun and you don't get to do math. Pre-K is just recess for 180 days.
Kindergarten-2nd grade
This is where things start to bore out. Some of the 1st grade kids are mindlessly scrolling on their chromebook because they are tired and the tests given were too hard. Homework is just super annoying.
3rd grade-5th grade
You start to hate school. This is when it gets harder and harder. You are now taught about fractions and algebra. This is when you start to realize that school is just a huge jail.
6th grade-8th grade
At last! Middle school... Wait it is just more boring. By the 7th grade all you see are pre-teens ages 11-13 that only care about drugs and partying all night. The jail like school gets moe restricted and homework is overloaded.
9th grade-10th grade
Your grades don't show a lot of improvement. You begin to wonder how you made it into high school without flunking. Some high schoolers are mature enough to not be just lik the 6th-8th graders
11th grade-12th grade
You are chained down more. You grades start dropping dramatically in early 12th grade. You last with grades going up and then just plummeting to the floor. But finally, After 12 years, You are set free from this prison full of teenagers whose minds are dying just like yours
Being a student is hard. Please homeschool the little children so they don't suffer 12 years in school
18 year old student: FINALLY IM SET FREE. TIME TO START MY OWN LIFE! WOOHOO.
11-15 year old students: Lucky you :(
18 year old student: FINALLY IM SET FREE. TIME TO START MY OWN LIFE! WOOHOO.
11-15 year old students: Lucky you :(
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Get the Being a student mug.Equivalent of being a Karen. The kind of person whose old, in their 60s, american and would argue with you because nobody in real life will pay them any mind so they think the virtual world as their outlet to cry over nothing aka ღ Kris ღ (kristhana).
- out of the blue -
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): you rat, i hope you die!
me: what? o.o
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): i hate your guts!!
me: what in the world??
Please don't be a ღ Kris ღ (kristhana) aka being a kris!!
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): you rat, i hope you die!
me: what? o.o
ღ Kris ღ (kristhana): i hate your guts!!
me: what in the world??
Please don't be a ღ Kris ღ (kristhana) aka being a kris!!
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