The saint bernard

When a woman goes down on you, and you blow your load in her mouth without warning. When she gets the suprise ejaculation and puts her head down and she starts shaking it back and forth as the cum is running out the sides of her mouth like a slobbery saint bernard.

Since she didn't give the dog a bath last night like she promised. I'm giving her The Saint Bernard tonight.

by Dusty3183 September 20, 2011

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Bernie

A real fat dude who likes hats (lots of hats), has a large moustache, and has an unhealthy obsession with cows and various other farm animals. He is secretly a millionaire, but pretends he's skint just so he can get to the cows. The sneaky swine! Also speaks really quickly, so you don't have a clue what the guy is saying.

"Wassup Bernie?"
"Yeah, so I was chasing cows today. They were annoying me so I just went mad at them. It was good. Shimisha hrrgh syufaert rfyaerfjgyutq tuyefwet gyaaarrr? Know what I mean?"
"Riiiight."

by big gav June 11, 2008

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Doing the Bernie

A dance move which requires little effort. It helps to be drunk off your ass and just wiggling, flailing, shaking and even bending your body while standing up.

You see that man over drunker than a skunk?
Yeah why? He looks really dumb.
No he is Doing the Bernie.

by Frankenstein's Love Child April 13, 2011

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Bernie Bro

A derogatory term coined by the Clinton machine to generalize Bernie supporters as sexist, white young men. The idea was to get Clinton elected simply because she was a female.

In reality, 58% of women and 55% of men approve of Sanders, according to a Harvard poll. Sanders supporters overwhelmingly support Elizabeth Warren - who is also female.

Then again, facts meant nothing back in 2016.

- Babe, Bernie's plans are gonna be dope! Infrastructure, education and free healthcare is gonna grow the economy like it did in the FDR days and his none-intervention foreign policy ends decades of American Imperialis...

- OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU A BERNIE BRO?!?!

-....Um...is that supposed to be a bad thing? Like I was saying...the economy and foreign policy...

- YOU'RE FUCKING SEXIST

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by randomguy908727 September 28, 2017

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Bernardsville

A small New Jersey town split between rich snobs with spooled rich ass kids, hard working middle class with stupid stoner kids, and illegal immigrants who work harder than everyone and live 20 to an apartment. One side of town is mansions, the other side is NORMAL houses (Little Italy or Little Paragua). The town is run by assholes and rich pricks who only look out for themselves. In other words a great place to live!!!

In Bernardsville, if you crash your Lexus and mommy and daddy buy you a Mercedes!!!

by Vinny Bag-a-Donuts November 18, 2005

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st. bernadettes

an extremely retarded and ghetto school located in fairfax, virginia where thay have only one kind of teacher: lame, fat, menopausal, and femenist. it's extremely small with an incredibly boring carpool system in the gym, where the butch p.e teacher lives. mrs. kelley, the satanic teacher eats up little kindergartners whith her best buddy, mr. peanut and mrs vincent, who yells at people for no reason besides when she 'forgot' to eat breakfast. all of the priests there think french kissing is a sin and they sound like kermit the frog. they find the 5th grade boys attractive. the principle (sr maureen and mrs gilbrid-pregnant-)is a bit*h. graduation was nice.

gameshow host: ok boys and girls, i want you to think of as many synonyms as you can for 'hell'
contestant: st. bernadettes, st b's, mr peanut, heck, doctor's office, hell, &...mrs darden's house!!!
host: well i think we hav a winner!

by pink popcorn February 16, 2005

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