Much like a blood spot that a woman gets on her pants during her period, the balloon knot spot is when a man's ass begins to bleed after too much anal sex and a blood spot is visible through his pants around his anus.
Steve: Hey Lance, you better change your pants again.
Lance: Why, did I poop myself again?
Steve: Nope, you've got yourself a balloon knot spot!
Lance: Why, did I poop myself again?
Steve: Nope, you've got yourself a balloon knot spot!
by Ballsackreligious March 13, 2013
Get the Balloon knot spot mug.A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.
Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.
If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.
If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
by #SaveTheBalloonFish November 4, 2013
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Get the balloon pet mug.The game mode in Mario Kart in which you have to pop your opponents balloons attached to their karts and use strategic items to win.
person 1 - I bet I can beat you in balloon battle
person 2 - you’re on!
-8 minutes later-
person 2 - *gets hit by a red shell*
person 2 - you’re on!
-8 minutes later-
person 2 - *gets hit by a red shell*
by andwhomightyoube February 26, 2020
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Adrian: Bro I went on an absolute bender last night and I lost my soul! But I aced the exam the next day!
Gabe: Brooo you have the Ballon D’Or mentality!
Gabe: Brooo you have the Ballon D’Or mentality!
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Get the Ballon D’Or Mentality mug.A used condom thrown out of a car window in an urban street setting, often by a prostitute or a john. Useful as a term when you don't want to explain what a condom is to your small children.
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