Beet Off

To throw multiple beets at a house.

He just beet off my house!

by Cindy Chicken Nugget March 3, 2009

Beetroot

A person who's face has turned a red/purple because they are embarrassed, 'beetroot' is usually shouted when someone does something embarrassing and try's to pass it off.

(school kid drops food tray onto floor and his face turns red)
Guy 1: WWWAAAYYYY!!
Guy 2: WWWAAAYYY!
Guy 3: (aside to friend) his face is beetroot
Guy 2: haha ye
Guy 1: (shouted at kid) BEETROOT!!!
Guy 3: BEETROOT!!!!

by Beetrootboy December 8, 2012

Penis Beetling

The sexual practice of inserting a live beetle into the urethra of a mans penis. Most often the barbs are removed from the legs for easy extraction.

One day after becoming bored of the typical masturbation, anal fingering, and gerbil felching a man attempted and found great pleasure in a good old penis beetling.

by BcgrownJer September 12, 2011

Beetle-crushers

Highly polished army or safety boots with thick rubber soles.

“Aint no cockroaches gonna stick around when they see those beetle-crushers coming!”

by Major Shisterrer September 4, 2008

Beetroot

Also known as 'brute' meaning someone who tackles hard/big hits in Rugby Union

Oof that prop Matthew is a beetroot did you just see that big hit?

by LawtyLover November 18, 2010

Poverty Beetle

a common household cockroach

also known as project beetle

Damn boi, did you see that poverty beetle?

by beanteam September 20, 2010

dia-beetus

dia-beetus, also known as "the beetis" is infact not a unique strain of marijuana, but rather the reference to Wilford Brimley's bumblefuck speech impediment, and inability to pronounce the word diabetes. After Wilford Brimley's day-view on liberty medical commercials, "the beetis" spread like an std in a bro-infested frat house over the continental United States. Dia-beetus quickly became a youtube sensation, providing such hits as "rock me diabeetus" and "the funky diabeetus". The Billy Mays of yesteryear, Wilford Brimley's walrus like mustache and comforting hand motions will forever live on in the commercial brakes of late night television, and more importantly in the hearts of the American people.

Man, so fuckin' bummed, i heard kimbo slice may retire because he has dia-beetus, beetus, beetus, dia-dia beeetus.

by theshirtbeforetheshirt August 17, 2010