After an evening at a strip club, your wife asks you questions about your evening and when you lie to her, you envision the moment and gain a larger erection each time you lie.
Wife--"Hey Honey, did you get any lap dances?"
Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)
Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)
by Connartist4 October 15, 2008
Get the pinocchio beefmug. The word "Beef" is used in a derogatory context to describe someone as "fat" or so big they are comparitive to cattle.
The word "Gremlin" is associated with a mythical and ugly creature.
When paired together, a "Beef Gremlin" is used to describe somebody who is a fat unpleasant creature.
The word "Gremlin" is associated with a mythical and ugly creature.
When paired together, a "Beef Gremlin" is used to describe somebody who is a fat unpleasant creature.
EXAMPLE 1)
" I got so drunk last night I ended up going home with a beef gremlin"
EXAMPLE 2)
I need to go to the gym to get a summer body, I don't wanna be the beef gremlin on the beach.
" I got so drunk last night I ended up going home with a beef gremlin"
EXAMPLE 2)
I need to go to the gym to get a summer body, I don't wanna be the beef gremlin on the beach.
by MeNzi June 10, 2015
Get the Beef Gremlinmug. by PoppaPoppa June 8, 2010
Get the Beef Cannonsmug. The opposite of a teabag. The guy is laying on a bed and his women comes up from behind and drops her beef curtains on his lips.
The BEEF DIP.
The BEEF DIP.
by Trumpster Red19 March 12, 2017
Get the Beef Dipmug. by Howie Hardass November 28, 2007
Get the Road Beefmug. 
When I was a young lass, I had very nice tucked in beef.
Your tuckekd in beef is looking rather loose today.
Erin's tucked in beef is very beefy.
Your tuckekd in beef is looking rather loose today.
Erin's tucked in beef is very beefy.
by Erin Flynn October 24, 2008
Get the Tucked in beefmug.