pinocchio beef

After an evening at a strip club, your wife asks you questions about your evening and when you lie to her, you envision the moment and gain a larger erection each time you lie.

Wife--"Hey Honey, did you get any lap dances?"

Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)

by Connartist4 October 15, 2008

Beef Gremlin

The word "Beef" is used in a derogatory context to describe someone as "fat" or so big they are comparitive to cattle.
The word "Gremlin" is associated with a mythical and ugly creature.
When paired together, a "Beef Gremlin" is used to describe somebody who is a fat unpleasant creature.

EXAMPLE 1)

" I got so drunk last night I ended up going home with a beef gremlin"

EXAMPLE 2)

I need to go to the gym to get a summer body, I don't wanna be the beef gremlin on the beach.

by MeNzi June 10, 2015

Beef Cannons

Large scrumptious tits

Man that broads got some set of beef cannons

by PoppaPoppa June 8, 2010

Beef Dip

The opposite of a teabag. The guy is laying on a bed and his women comes up from behind and drops her beef curtains on his lips.
The BEEF DIP.

I was laying down with my head hanging over the bed and she surprised me with a BEEF DIP

by Trumpster Red19 March 12, 2017

Road Beef

A term commonly used in reference to the girls that are f'd on the long road trips for athletes.

Johnny enjoys his Miami road beef.

by Howie Hardass November 28, 2007

Nigga Beef

Chicken

"I'm hungry, let's go get some nigga beef."

by Tedd Banson January 20, 2009

Beef Ball

When a man shoves his balls in a cows ass and sticks them in your mouth.

"Hey Frank, I hear you and Kyle's mom are getting pretty serious."

"You heard right, Toby. Last night she came by the farm and had a healthy serving of beef balls. Kyle's mom loves beef balls. Tomorrow I might give her a carabeef ball."

by Timmy Pants November 5, 2019