by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017

After an evening at a strip club, your wife asks you questions about your evening and when you lie to her, you envision the moment and gain a larger erection each time you lie.
Wife--"Hey Honey, did you get any lap dances?"
Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)
Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)
by Connartist4 October 15, 2008

by PoppaPoppa June 8, 2010

The opposite of a teabag. The guy is laying on a bed and his women comes up from behind and drops her beef curtains on his lips.
The BEEF DIP.
The BEEF DIP.
by Trumpster Red19 March 12, 2017

by Howie Hardass November 28, 2007

When I was a young lass, I had very nice tucked in beef.
Your tuckekd in beef is looking rather loose today.
Erin's tucked in beef is very beefy.
Your tuckekd in beef is looking rather loose today.
Erin's tucked in beef is very beefy.
by Erin Flynn October 24, 2008
