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Angry Beaver

When you try to slide your panties to the side and ride your man's face but end up giving him rug burn instead.
"Yo man what happened to your face?"

"Ah bro, I was trying to tongue the dam down last night but got a mouth full of angry beaver instead."
by sikpuhp May 31, 2016
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hard on the Beaver

to engage in vaginal intercourse in a agressive or rough way, especially in a male-superior position.

ETMY: After "Leave It To Beaver", an American TV comedy (1957 - 1963), in which the Cleaver family patriarch was often advised by his wife to "not be too hard on (our son) the Beaver".
Baby, when I get you in the sack tonight I'm gonna be a little hard on the beaver, if you know what I mean!
by larrydart December 26, 2011
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feed the beavers

Jim: Wheres the toilet? I really need to feed the beavers!!
by Jim-bob April 9, 2003
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creamy beaver

a vagina which has been ejaculated in. the semen then tends to drip out - producing the creamy beaver
by Don Gulliver April 5, 2003
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Beaver Damming

Cock-blocking a lesbian woman. The damming can be carried out by either male or female culprits.
I'm pretty sure that chick is beaver damming you right now.
by Three-Ball October 1, 2010
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Disco Beaver

The term used for performing oral sex on a woman following endless hours of dancing usually after a good night out. The end result is a pungent yet still satisfying tasting pussy. Depending on the girl and the amount of dancing involved, the experiance can sometimes be compaired to licking 9 Volt battery.
by whatcouldbebetter March 15, 2011
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beaver scrape

The female equivalent of teabagging.

After being killed in a first-person shooter video game, such as Halo or Call of Duty, when your (female) opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping her vagina on any or all of your body.

Rather humiliating, especially when there's more than one of them doing it. Because, come on, you just got pwned by a girl. Even though there are no girls on the internet.

Other popular pseudonyms for this particular phenomenon include: clambag, taco bar, fish smear, etc.
FunkmasterFritz: Damn, that chick just teabagged me! I can't wait to assassinate her when I see her next.

Buhbuhbam13: That's not teabagging idiot, that's what is called a "beaver scrape." She probably digs you man! ;)

FunkmasterFritz: Whatever the fuck. I don't care. I'm gonna assassinate that bitch when I spawn.

Stefunny85 (girl): *rolls eyes*
by the Unicorn Brethren January 14, 2011
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