feed the beavers

To drop a log in the pan.
To shit in the toilet.
Jim: Wheres the toilet? I really need to feed the beavers!!
by Jim-bob April 09, 2003
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hard on the Beaver

to engage in vaginal intercourse in a agressive or rough way, especially in a male-superior position.

ETMY: After "Leave It To Beaver", an American TV comedy (1957 - 1963), in which the Cleaver family patriarch was often advised by his wife to "not be too hard on (our son) the Beaver".
Baby, when I get you in the sack tonight I'm gonna be a little hard on the beaver, if you know what I mean!
by larrydart December 22, 2011
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Beaver Buster

Any child weighing more than 10 pounds delivered through the vagina. First time moms are at high risk for beaver busting.
Holy shit that kid was a real beaver buster. She nearly split me in two when I finally popped her out. I am never having sex again!
by Shadow-1-alpha May 28, 2009
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creamy beaver

a vagina which has been ejaculated in. the semen then tends to drip out - producing the creamy beaver
that creamy beaver looks like a waterfall
by Don Gulliver April 05, 2003
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Beaver Damming

Cock-blocking a lesbian woman. The damming can be carried out by either male or female culprits.
by Three-Ball September 29, 2010
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Disco Beaver

The term used for performing oral sex on a woman following endless hours of dancing usually after a good night out. The end result is a pungent yet still satisfying tasting pussy. Depending on the girl and the amount of dancing involved, the experiance can sometimes be compaired to licking 9 Volt battery.
by whatcouldbebetter February 28, 2011
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beaver scrape

The female equivalent of teabagging.

After being killed in a first-person shooter video game, such as Halo or Call of Duty, when your (female) opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping her vagina on any or all of your body.

Rather humiliating, especially when there's more than one of them doing it. Because, come on, you just got pwned by a girl. Even though there are no girls on the internet.

Other popular pseudonyms for this particular phenomenon include: clambag, taco bar, fish smear, etc.
FunkmasterFritz: Damn, that chick just teabagged me! I can't wait to assassinate her when I see her next.

Buhbuhbam13: That's not teabagging idiot, that's what is called a "beaver scrape." She probably digs you man! ;)

FunkmasterFritz: Whatever the fuck. I don't care. I'm gonna assassinate that bitch when I spawn.

Stefunny85 (girl): *rolls eyes*
by the Unicorn Brethren January 13, 2011
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