based lifestyle

Living your life with purpose. Using art as your escape from the world

This based lifestyle has me really living

by Tonight138 May 16, 2016

basement kisses

Term used for oral sex.

"My wife and I were in bed, and she gave me basement kisses!"

by Jak Gof May 26, 2020

Basedervative

A combination of the words “based” and “conservative”. A word used most frequently by United States citizens that identify on the far right of the political spectrum. Its use is in attempt to establish that a conservative American is true to themselves and unafraid of ridicule. The word is commonly used in contrast to members on the left when applied in conversation.

Are you a liberal soy-boy, or a basedervative?

by mfshirt September 18, 2022

Fap base

The place used to fap -or masturbate- repeatedly. Often a bedroom, closet, or bathroom.

Helen- Where is Nathen?

Joey- He has been hidden in his fap base all afternoon.

Helen- I knew he should've stopped renting that porn weeks ago

Joey- Yeah, thank GOD you have two bathrooms in your house

by xxLilachan8xx August 1, 2011

item based player

one who is simply horrible at mario kart and only somewhat competes due to the help of items

Dude, your only good at kart because of items.
item based player: someone who's only good at mario kart due to items

by homie2479 January 23, 2015

greasy baseball

When you marinate your cock in a greasy pool of your own masculine semen and violently molly wop your whore. If you have a French tickler, this method of pleasure is referred to as a greasy curve ball.

"Make me a sandwich bitch or I'll hit you the the greasy baseball!"

by Dirty Walter & The Boys April 11, 2017

Plant based diet

A diet consisting of only plant foods, that excludes all animal products -or- a vegan diet without necessarily accepting or rejecting the ethical aspects of veganism.

-I'm eating a plant based diet
But Some meat tho?
-No, plant based, only plants.
And cheese?
-No. Just plants.
What about eggs?
-*sigh*

by Cap obviousness July 19, 2017