The Beard Theory

If one's beard extends past certain parameters of length and neatness, it's length can represent the magnitude of their emotional barriers.

The Beard Theory was initially rejected by Urban Dictionary editors because they had beards that exceeded the acceptable length. The Beard Theory states that their beards created an emotional barrier between them and the previous submission, therefore allowing them to reject it so willingly.

by By and Large March 19, 2015

Beard game

How well groomed and sexy that royal mane looks like. A nice washed & oiled full groomed beard is what a game beard game is all about.

Damn is that Mike?! I almost didn't recognize nice him with that sexy lushcious mane.
His beard game is on point!

by BernardSaint February 2, 2019

gravy beard

When you're eating the pussy and your beard tickles her butthole after she's been having assplosions all day.

"I got gravy beard from being nose deep in the tang last night"

by BeardProbs September 23, 2015

Cowboy Beard

Thick chest hair.

Dean-Anthony, button your shirt, nobody wants to look at your cowboy beard.

by RickyWaynthBishop January 11, 2012

beard pie

The creamy, possibly crusty residue after aggressive, more-often-than-not effective, cunnilingus.

"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.

"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.

by Lady Dink May 6, 2015

Bum Beard

The filthy mess where scat gathers in under your asshole ready to be eaten

Will: Hey Ewan where is Ollie? He needs to play squads
Ewan: He's probably eating Kendall's bum beard again
Taine: That's straight bars! Chocolate ones

by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019

Raisin Beard

When a man shaves all his pubic hair except for the hair on his testicles, and let's the hair grow like a beard. A form of manscaping.

Hey did you hear he's growing a raisin beard.

I wonder how I would look with a big bushy raisin beard.

by Meeswee July 5, 2019