sexual baseball

Sexual baseball is a way of talking about sexual encounters without actually using sexual words. This is useful for when there are small children or other people in the room. There are many different baseball terms that are also sex baseball terms here they are...
1st base (single) is anything involving mouth to mouth contact in a sexual way. (ex. making out)
2nd base (double) is the use of hands on or in the "privates" (ex. handjobs)
3rd base (triple) is the use of mouths on the "privates" (ex. blowjobs)
A home run is sexual intercourse.
An RBI is added on to the end for every person not counting yourself. (ex. getting blowjobs from two women would be hitting a triple with 2 RBIs)
The "Batter" is yourself when talking about sexual baseball.
The "Pitcher" is your partner or possible partner.
A "strikeout" occurs when you ask someone to date you and they say no.
A "groundout" or a "flyout" occurs when you ask someone to hookup and they say no.
"Strikes" are things you say or do wrong.
"Balls" are things your partner says or does wrong.
A "bat" is a penis.
A "glove" is a vagina.
Boobs are known as the "pitchers mound(s)"
A "broken bat" or a "broken glove" is someone who has an STD.
A 'broken in glove" is a woman who is not a virgin.
A condom is known as a "doughnut".

So I asked Becky to hookup and she told me no the first time but then I asked again and she said yes. She is totally not a virgin so I used a condom. She gave me a blowjob while I felt her up and then we had sex. She even got one of her friends to join us and I did her too. It was a great night.

In sexual baseball talk: Becky was pitching and on my first at bat I grounded out, but my next time up I hit a triple. Her glove has been broken in a lot but that didn't matter. I used a doughnut and I hit a home run with 2 RBIs. It was a fun game.

by Quesoamericano September 4, 2013

The Base System

An old-school system of telling people how far you've gone. While there are different versions this is how it
goes:

1st base- French kissing
2nd base- Feeling up, boob touching
2nd and a half base- Fingering, hand job
3rd base- Any form of oral
4th- Sex. All the way.

Can be summed up as french, feel, suck, fuck

According to the Base System, he figured that he had never hit more than 5 singles in his life.

Amy: "How far did you and Bob get last night?"
Lauren: "We only got to second. He just won't let me in his pants!"

by betterlivingthroughsarcasm October 23, 2009

54th base

when you have sex with somebody then eat their leg

buzz lightyear went to 54th base with woody.

by hubbalubbabizzjizzdizz May 10, 2009

base deal

Dealing from the bottom of the deck.

Mike and Worm got the shit kicked out of them by police at the $20/40 table when Worm was found to be base dealing.

by Dropout21 April 25, 2006

base a cock

Throatin a cock down to the nut sac. Especially large cocks where it is a challenge, and you need to open your throat and let it slide deep down. To properly base a cock you need to get your lips in direct contact with the dudes scrotum, and if possible lick his scrotum with your tongue. I've done it many times.

i'll need the guy here with the biggest cock to let me demonstrate the correct way how to base a cock. It made him shoot his load deep down my throat when based his cock again.

by ralfie January 5, 2014

baseball special

When a man goes in for a wax.

Could you give me the baseball special?

Excuse me?

The bat, the balls, and the dugout

by Nonofmeleft February 4, 2019

Base Jacking

Masturbation performed exclusively at the base of ones penis.

Steph was base jacking her co-workers Craig and Jason that she developed carpal tunnel and had to file for workers comp.

by Brodie Staxxx July 6, 2019