main battery

A main battery is the primary weapon or group of weapons around which a warship is designed. As such, a main battery was historically a gun or group of guns, as in the broadsides of cannon on a ship of the line. Later, this came to be turreted groups of similar large-caliber naval rifles.

e.g.: FIRE ALL MAIN BATTERY TURRETS!, LOAD ALL MAIN BATTERY TURRETS WITH AP ROUNDS!

by Dinacheris June 22, 2023

Selective Battery Amnesia

A problem that persists with the "System Management Bus," in a particular sector of the "Smart Battery System" that happens when a battery is over-charged or charged before being completely empty on countless events.

The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.

This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.

"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"

by LextheYeti September 4, 2011

Brown Battery

When two Males are having anal sex the penis is called the "brown battery"

"Did you hear about Kevin and Matt? He was talking about his brown battery. Kevin called Matt the Energizer Bunny!"

by whizkidddd February 9, 2013

BATTERY ASSERTION

The biggest ASSHOLE on this planet that only the spiteful HUMAN BEINGS can invent.

It is everybody's PRISON CELL

It is why the PRISON UNIFORMS are the COLOR ORANGE in PRISON.

Hey DUMB DUMB it is not a LIVING THING , as THE THING is to make this BATTERY ASSERTION as you have NO POWER and TIME is never yours.

Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?

Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021

battery acid

A delicious beverage

Hey tom, have you tried the battery acid yet?

by candle wax consumer February 3, 2025

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

twenty percent battery

When a girl wants to finger herself, but is wearing tampon, so she can only get her finger in a little bit, resulting in what looks like a battery that has twenty percent left

Brook: I wish i didnt have a twenty percent battery right now. Goshdarnit.

by ilovechingy8 June 7, 2011