Battery acid

A term often used to denote a drink that so citric that it feels as if it’s dissolving or burning your mouth, theoretically akin to if you just drank battery acid.

“*Plegh*! What is?”
“New soda flavor.”
“This is battery acid.”
“Well, they can’t all be winners.”

by SuperCrafter015 October 27, 2024

Battery-fuck

A battery-fuck is when the battery on a device dies on you.

A battery-fuck happened on my Chromebook when I tried doing my classwork.

by ChickenChocker69 November 1, 2024

why does a banana battery work

The banana battery works because of kinetic energy and static electricity
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family

human one: i just why does a banana battery work my family

human steve: damn bro thats sick

jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.

by corgi lover1234 January 9, 2025

Little precious battery

slang word for d!ck

Because Jungkook's battery runs out.
And Jungkook's battery is precious, right?

Isn't this little precious battery still alive and well? - Jimin

Excuse me?! - Jungkook

by 나피사2009 July 15, 2025

Battery Pack

When you hype a person up too much and that person believes the hype.

Y’all must of put a battery pack on Kev the way he was talking all that shit……

by 2shotAb September 13, 2025

flum-battery

a battery which is technically usable but, lacks the necessary requirements to be considered a battery. such as- it rapidly losing power, explosions, smoke etc.

-He bought a samsung smart ring but it had a flum-battery.
-The laptop my mother bought from temu turned out to have a flum-battery(i expected it).

by ahnaf.arabi December 18, 2025

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025