barney

A weird insult from mid 90's media of uncertain origin, meaning "moron" or possibly "philistine." Is it a reference to the dinosaur? Or Barney Fife? The world may never know.

"I'll show those short-sighted barneys who's mad now!" - Weird Science, c. 1995

by Shiggity and Trionna December 31, 2010

Barney

A women's reproductive organ (Vulva). Can also be referred to as "Purple Dinosaur"

also known as: Pussy, Vagina, Beaver, Slot.

*Friend walking with Girlfriend*

- Aye Get that barney nigga
- Fo Sho, my nigga

Conversation:

- Hey, what you doin' tonight with Sabrina?
- Nuttin' hopefully I can finally get that Barney
- Oh, yeah man that would be hella tight!

- Dang, she got that tight purple dinosaur

by Tha Night Owl March 30, 2011

barney

a fight, (either physical or verbal)

there was a barney between the inlaws and the outlaws after the hitch

by Hunterider March 28, 2009

BARNEY ERROR

It’s a fan made computer error that has Barney the dinosaur shown on screen

BARNEY ERROR STOP THE FREAKING STARTUP

by SAVAGE1-01 December 18, 2021

The Barney Effect

A person who works at such an insanely fast rate that they are actually ahead of time.

Damn, that dude has the Barney effect on him fo sure.

Check out the Barney effect on that guy.

by VBX555 February 8, 2009

BarneyHunter12

The leader of the trolling empire.

Nominated for taking over crappe and any other virtual café.

Hail BarneyHunter12

by v1perian December 27, 2019

Barneyism

The religion of believing in Barney the purple dinosaur

"Would you like to join Barneyism?"

"What's that?"

"It's a religion where you believe in Barney."

by secretfilesx December 10, 2019