Stretch the rubber band

This happens when you are having sex with a girl doggy style. You take one of your thumbs and rub her butthole until you loosen it up to penetrate her butthole with your thumb. Once you get her butthole looser then you insert your other thumb. So at this time you have both thumbs inserted into her butthole and you pull your thumbs in a east/west direction and stretch her butthole out. Now you have successfully stretched the rubber band.

Man last night I was having sex with ole girl and she let me stretch the rubber band!

by Heath "Rubber Band Man" April 9, 2013

Sexually Active Band Geeks

Micah and Ava. Who are always making out in da hallway

Micah and Ava are always playing tonsil hockey. They are what Janice Ian would call 'Sexually Active Band Geeks'

by Myles07 May 23, 2022

band geek

The best people in the world. Hang out in the bandrom constantly-like their santuary. Extremely talented and intelligent, and know how to have fun! Weird; but in a good way

by Liz October 23, 2003

Band kid

Usually a cringy young person who is in a school band class and acts like a crackhead.

Someone who plays "Soviet national anthem (earr*pe version) on the aux cord.

"That annoying band kid has terrible taste in music"

by AreUkiddingBoi June 29, 2020

Band Camp Tan

The tan members of a marching band get in band camp, usually consisting of pale feet, tan legs, and depending on the shirt you wear, tan arms and/or shoulders, and a pale chest. If wearing gloves, will also have extremely pale hands. Similar to a farmer's tan, except to qualify you must get it in marching band camp.

"Whoah, why are your hands so pale?"
"Oh that's just my band camp tan."

by flutechik10 July 20, 2009

Sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band

The greatest rock n roll album ever made.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is the greatest rock album you'll ever hear...besides The Beatles' Revolver.

by SuperSonicX September 17, 2005

Baked Asslaska

When at a party, a strangers house or a random RV. Taking a shit onto a cookie sheet and putting it in the oven on medium heat. The smell won't get out of that room/house for several days afterwards

I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and some random left a Baked Asslaska in the RV for the drive back to South Bend.

by jamesohoh7 October 15, 2007