Wisconsin badger

A lowly scum sucking creature from the north. Ususlly found packing a fat chick from Rhinelander or Sheboygan. Drinks a lot of cheap "beer," brewed locally. Badgers eat a lot of fried foods and cheese and Gopher shit. They are generally not very bright, wear red, and very obnoxious. They are very envious of the mighty Hawkeyes of Iowa.

Did you see that Gopher? Nah, he must be a Wisconsin Badger. I bet his girlfriend weighed 500 pounds.

by Herky the Hawk February 28, 2008

Ass badger

Usually known as followers, bum-lickers & bitchs.

This term originated from the two followers of pandaji
these ass badgers will endlessly travel through there pandaji ass, licking whatever they can find.

Also

Typical example of a common ass-badger..

(pandaji zaid): give my ass a good licking boys!
(Ass badger Kamran): whatever ya say boss.
(Ass badger Hussain): d00d save some chode for meh!

(random passer-by): lool, what a bunch of ass badgers.. lamers

by FPS JIMBOB August 18, 2006

Honey Badger

A skunk like animal with fierce claws and teeth Not to mention a pelt so thick some handgun bullets don't affect it, also with such an astonishing immune system that it can eat king cobras, AND IT DOES!!!! It just doesn't give a Shit!

Honey Badger don't give a shit, it just takes what it wants just takes it.

by $PurpleNano$ January 7, 2015

Sleeping Badger

to engage in the sexual act with a sleeping partner, and attempt to finish before said partner wakes up.

"I woke up first and gave her the ole Sleeping Badger!

by sealspider1 January 17, 2009

growling at the badger

to conduct oral sex on a female

"What were you doing there? It smells, and looks like a badly packed kebab!"

"I was growling at the badger."

by Tommo August 28, 2003

honey badger

A woman who hasn't been brainwashed by the cult of feminism. She recognizes that men are not a group of evil oppressors, but are rather a group who, like women, are exploited by the real enemy, the wealthy elites. She helps spread awareness of the issues men face under both traditionalism and feminism.

The honey badgers' activism is important to the well-being of men today.

by RandomAnonymouseUD January 27, 2020

Brown Badger

a brown badger is when you get poo stuck in your ass hairs, due to lack of rectal grooming.

hey man, make sure u wipe ur ass properly or ur gna get a brown badger.

by Darklanky February 10, 2009