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Baldercrap

To call something both balderdash and bullcrap, hence the name, "baldercrap".
1. My friend told me about scientology, saying that it was a real religion, but I know it's just baldercrap.

2. A guy was yelling about the end of the world, so I called "baldercrap!" and told him to STFU.
by Professor Hubert J Farnsworth November 19, 2009
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Sneak Badger

Somebody who is very lucky, somehow managing to achieve what they wanted even though they looked like they were going to fuck up for sure.
Playing Tiger Woods.
(James) "Looks like im going to hit the green"
(Darren) "How the fuck did you manage that, you didn't even hit the ball straight you fucking sneak badger"
by Darren Miller November 5, 2007
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tit badger

The bit of lint between one's breast from the fabric of your bra/training bra/stuffed kleenexs/or just plain white shirt.
Judie was changing for gym class and Monica said, "Hey, you have tit badger there, you old horny slut!"
by lightningx37 April 17, 2010
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Jumped the honey badger

1. When a meme is so overused so quickly that it goes from amusing to suck in less than ten seconds, internet time. 2. Some sort of unfortunate sex act.
"Have you seen that video of that kid-"

"That jumped the honey badger five days ago, dude."
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chubby badger

Chant it 14 times on a virginal summer night and a magical shoe gnome will grant you your true love. Jellybeans.
by Meave Haters United April 29, 2005
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Honey Badger

(n.) A younger person who actively pursues a significantly older person for sexual gratification or romantic purpose. Differentiated from a gold digger by a lack of concern for material wealth or fiscal compensation. From a similar anthropomorphic derivativion as cougar or puma, in this instance the inverse of an older person pursuing a younger person.
That sorority sister went full honey badger for her Professor!
by PRG27 October 24, 2014
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badgerbadgerbadger

badgerbadgerbadger.com


Strange, compulsive website. Part of that weebl and bob enterprise. The mother site also contains other versions of the cartoon, such as a resident evil version.
MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!


snake! argh! snake!
by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004
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