mustard shart

When Tony eats an entire tub of mustard and subsequently shits his pants.

That Katz Deli Mustard Matt gave us was so good until I saw Tony mustard shart in his seat next to me.

by Bigg Body October 03, 2018

Mustard Farth

The useless mustard water that comes out of the mustard bottle before the good shit comes out.

As useless as mustard farth on a limp pickle covered in tasteless christmas lights.

by Jazz Speller October 31, 2017

mustard nipple

A nipple that has a yellow tinge around

"Yo you have a bad case of mustard nipple dude."

by Bend_me_like_beckham February 14, 2017

jelly mustard

why did you want to see this. THIS IS WHY YOUR DAD LEFT

jelly mustard is gross dont eat it

by Pro gamer3802 February 15, 2023

Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum

“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”

by Cumprisun November 08, 2022

mustard plug

The yellow, green or brown paste found on the end of ones penis after engaging in anal intercourse.

The sex was great last night, except I got a mustard plug.

by Misfit December 19, 2003

mustard (drug)

a new drug that has been traced to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; the effect of this drug is to cause the user to go on a rape frenzy through physically and sexually aggressive behavior not normally exhibited by the individual using the drug

Another quality contribution to the world from Pittsburgh...

Yo dude, I heard Ben Roethlisberger is a mustard-head.

Hey man, you know where I could score some mustard? I'm fiendin...

Mustard (drug) is a drug causing a nationwide epidemic of drug-induced rapes.

by STOP THE MUSTARD October 29, 2010