tard burglar

One who who steals the mentally disabled kidnapping them for personal and recreational use

Damn it the tard burglar struck again.

by BurglarMan February 8, 2023

Heard Burglar

Someone who realizes the public knows they turd the bed and wants to deny and cover it up… with both sheets and lawyers hired from wish.

She showed just how poorly her acting was and even looked like she was straining on the stand after all the world discovered she is a Heard Burglar.

by LightFoe May 24, 2022

Burglarization

The process of stealing someone’s plants

“Yuh wan kno the English word for this?! BURGLARIZATION!”

by Loco brazy November 19, 2019

Turd Burglar

Someone who steals your shit to make themselves look better to others.

Jim: "Jesus Dan. Did John just take your iPhone to show to his girlfriend?"

Dan: "Yea. He's a turd burglar."

by A Time Walker September 3, 2013

Turd Burglar

A person who inserts other people's feces inside his/hers own rectum in an effort to obtain any nutrients that could remain.

Put that poop stick down you turd burglar, those are my Nutrients !

by NotTimothyDalton October 19, 2016

Turd burglar

Portable restroom technician.

Hey Roy! The toilet is full in the port a pot, think you can wave down the turd burglars when they drive by to empty it for us?

by Motosaki410 June 5, 2019

Pen Burglar

Person who cant help but steal pens from the store.

Venable is the biggest pen burglar i know.

by Zebra Hands August 12, 2016