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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Bonk

When you use the largest blunt object possible. Oversized swords are not bonk. Comically large hammers and clubs? THAT'S BONK. In Elden Ring, Bonk players use something like a club or giant club. Anyone can use magic or a sword, but not everyone can embrace the bonk.

I unga, Therefore I bunga. Must Use Bonk!

by Arkieboy May 27, 2025

stone bonking

To be last of a group of people.

I backed Rory to win the Masters but would you believe it, the clown is 'stone bonking" last!!

by Subbuteokid April 4, 2024

Bonk

A act of humorous resistance. The thing you do to the helmets of cops dressed up in riot gear with an empty water cooler to protect yourself from their completely unnecessary violent force against your peaceful university pro-Palestine demonstration.

That well-informed college student on the right side of history just “bonked” that police officer on the head with an empty water cooler! Legend.

by Ceasefirenow April 28, 2024

Bonk Bonk

Hitting someone hard on the head.

He's so annoying that I want to bonk bonk him on his head.

by red he February 12, 2024

Nipple Bonking

Nipple bonking is what happens during sex if people's nipples touch, rub, or generally bonk into each other.

"I loved that my transbian partner and I are often nipple bonking during sex!"

by Finslayyy February 14, 2024

Bonk

British slang for sex.

Person 1: Go to horny jail *BONK*
Person 2: Good heavens!

by The Great Ridiculous One February 15, 2024